This book is probably a waste of your time but if you want to read it go for it

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So this story is about when I went to volunteer at the science center at that place in down town san diego. I think its called something park , well I think. So anyway, I didn't go because I wanted to be a help in society, I did it because I Needed community serves hours for school. So I get there and there's no one else there. Guess what my parents do, they drop me off at the back door of the center. They went thrift shopping or something like that. Now I'm there on my phone and finally some of my classmates start to show up.
The first ones are Katie and Frida. Now those girls thought they would get there first but they were wrong. Its 7:55 and the serves starts at 8:00. Finally more people come and my best friend nick, whose mom was coordinating the serves, was about ten minutes late. She unlocks the doors and we get inside. My friend , nick, looked really tired and worn out. He said he Wouk up at 8:00 and that he was really tired. In my head I wanted to scream because I Wouk uo at 6:15. Now this man is giving us the tour of the place. I find out what we are going to be washing children's toys in the area called kid city.
The man takes up to a room where all the walls are green. I think to myself " why the fuck are all the walls green"? So we get back up to kid city, and all of us are assigned to do a special job. Both nick and I get assigned to collecting plastic balls and putting them into a gigantic af bag. So half way through nick says" this is not what I thought we would be doing"

"Well what do you expect, we got to get those hours"

" yeah I know , but its just such a pain to have to pick up dirty balls and put them into a plastic bag, I mean might al well be putting condoms on Porn stars"

" Well it could be worse, besides who doesn't like putting dirty balls into gigantic bags."
We both laughed and continued. After that we went back to the green room which I called " the green af room". We had to bleach all the toys and balls in kid city. Now let me tell you about Andres, that boy is a fuck boy, he is a total pussy and does not want anything to do with physical acivity. So he was stuck in beach( I know why give twelve year olds a bucket full of beach) and he was not happy about it. We were in the green af room for about five hours just cleaning toys. We had a 30 minute lunch break after about three hours. I got a chicken caesar salad( no not because I want to be healthy but because I love the dressing they give ok so stop judging me you mother fucker) and nick got a slice of pepperoni pizza with a side of fries and a coke.
During lunch nick and I decided to try and weird people out as much as we could. So for those 30 minutes I acted weird as fuck, I mean I was a completely different person. I chewed with my mouth open, make loud racial slurs, and fead all the pigeons that were there. After we finished lunch we got back down stairs to the green af room. We finally finished at 2:00pm and decided to explore around the museum. Nick and I went over to kid city and creeped the shit out of all the five-year-olds there. Finally at 3:00I left and was on my way home. The whole car trip was me ranting about how terrible it was. The end