This book is probably a waste of your time but if you want to read it go for it

Third

So last week on Saturday I went to my cousins dance recital. Now I used to dance in that program but basket ball is a lot better than learning a dance with like five bichy girls. So Im there with my cousin, luiz, and we're talking. Ten minutes before the show began they let us inside. So we're inside and the show starts. The owner miss. Melissa is really bad at this. she walks up and taks about how this show has been around for seventeen year and all the people who have made it possible bla, bla, bla. So the first song in act one is like going to a strip club. These girls are just , the'er gonna make good stripers .
So all the other dance come on and then its intermission. I got out my starbursts and ate them all. I watched my two cousins dance. Then the last song was the worst ever. It was the barbie girl them song porno track. This song was just like the definition of teen sex. The course was " you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere" . Imagine that like four more times. Then there was a part where there were two girls on the stage and they got on there knees and moved their arms as if they were j- ing someone off. The end;)