The 3 Types Of Guys

Chapter 11: Trickiness

Kayla- The Next Morning

My retarded phone alarm had to go off. I opened my eyes and looked at August. His eyes were squinting at the light.

"Boy wake the fuck up!" I said shaking him.

"Aye it's a early release day, let's kick it here bae!" He said trying to sound like he was southern.

"Child out grades slipping, I gotta make sure I'm Gucci before my crazy mama try and to take me away!" I said causing him to laugh.

"Ya tryin' to steal Rihanna album, "Good Girl Gone Bad"?" He asked laughing.

"Shit, I can do way better than her ass!" I said.

"Mhm ya probably can." He said yawning.

"Give ya boy a few mor-men-toes or however you say it." He said making me laugh.

"Close, but barely, it's momentos boo." I said getting up.

"Umma take me a shower, and ya lazy ass better get up!" I said clapping.

"Ight bet." He said not taking me seriously.

I just ignored his dumb ass.

After my shower and everything, I put on my black leggings, red and white plaid shirt around my waist, my gold hoops and chain, my 💯 emoji crop top, and straightened my hair and made my bangs curly then put the rest in a perfect tight bun. Then I put on my red bow head band and my Jordan's. Then I put on a little bit of gold eyeshadow and some dark blush in the right places. Then I put on my Carmex, a little bit of nude lipstick, and a little bit of lipgloss. A home girl was lookin' fresh up in this piece!

"Now, to deal with this hell." I said sighing and walking in the room to see if August was awake.

I looked at the time and it was 7:35.

"Niggah wake yo ass up!" I said hitting him in the back of his head.

"Shit girl ya- sexy ass, look, umm, ya look, like a fuckin' nerd tryin' to switch it up!" He laughed.

I got mad and stormed out the room.

"Beybeh I been just playin'!" He said getting off the bed.

I got in the car and waited. When he came out, he got in the drivers seat and kissed my forehead. I rolled my eyes and ain't speak to him.

"Ya forgot these!" He said holding up my glasses.

"Bitch give my damn glasses!" I said snatching them.

"Damn, ya still mad at a niggah, I was just playing doe!" He said.

"Look, we matching!" He said.

"Whatever." I said.

School

I'm surprised, we early! I walked inside with a sad August behind me.

"Can ya kiss me now?" He asked.

"No!" I said.

"Ya made daddy sad doe, ain't ya posed to be daddy good little girl?" He asked.

"Gone bad." I said unlocking my locker.

"Can I have a kiss mommy?" He asked.

"No!" I said slamming the locker.

"Damn, doe, the fuck ya tryna do, switch it up nerd?" Chris said walking over.

"Hey boo!" Lia said.

"I got some bad news y'all." I said.

"What is it, ya gone jump off a bridge?" London butted in.

"Bitch if I'd ever try to commit suicide, I'd kill my self cuz of ya face, ya look stupid sick bitch." I said.

"Damn, what the shit she look like to ya?" He asked.

"WHAT THE SHIT REALLY CHRIS?" I asked bout to die.

"Ok but forreal, what she look like?" He asked.

"A sloth, but worse." I said serious.

"Dayum, ya know how ugly a sloth is?!" Red said laughing.

I wanna know why Tyga so quiet all the time!

"Ok I got good and bad news, so which one first?" I asked.

"Good?" Chris said.

"No bad!" Lia said.

"Why bad?" He asked.

"Because when you hear the bad, you still got the good which'll make the bad news forgettable." She explained.

"Ok, bad it is!" Chris said.

"I told my mama said she's sending somebody to get me so I can move back to New York with her but I August here wouldn't like it so then my mama called me out my name after I told her I fucked August and lost my virginity." I said.

"She called ya wah?" Lia asked.

"A hoe." I said rolling my eyes.

"Ya not a hoe, ya don't need her or ya daddy, ya got us!" Red said.

"You need to go, stank ass." I thought I heard.

"And now the good news?" Chris asked.

"The good news is, I'm pregnant!" I said.

Everybody looked like they seen a ghost. I pulled out my phone and took pictures of everyone.

"FUCK, I THOUGHT YA HAD THE BIRTH CONTROL!" August yelled.

"Chill doe, I ain't pregnant, I just needed a little laugh, y'all faces!" I said laughing.

"Har- de- har- har!" Chris said walking away.

"Now can daddy get a kiss?" August asked.

"Back off fucktard." I said mushing his head.

The bell rung and we went to class.
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Author-

Hey y'all I might not be updating to often because my mom is about to have surgery on her back and umma need to help her out for about 6 months, pray for her she'll be in pain- a lot of pain.

Kayla tricked them!

When will Kayla go back or will she?

I love you guys!

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