James goes to school and at the end of school she says I want you guys to learn the first four letters of the alphabet. So James goes home and asks his brother what are the first four letters of the alphabet? His brother says shut up !!! And he says mom told me that was a bad word but okay!!! So he goes to his sister and asks her what are the first four letters of the alphabet? And she was playing with her Barbie doll and says," I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world life is plastic it's fantastic!!!" So he says I thought that was from a Barbie movie but okay !!! He then goes to his dad who is watching football and says what are the first four letters of the alphabet? And his dad says," forty- nine and hit em hard!!!" He says okay? And goes to find his mom. He finds his mom who is making hamburgers, and says mom, what are the first four letters of the alphabet? She says my buns are burning, my buns are burning!!! So he goes to school and the teacher says who learned the first four letters of the alphabet? James raises his hand and the teacher says Since you raised your hand first you can tell us the first two letters of the alphabet. So he says shut-up!!! I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world life is plastic it's fantastic!!! So the teacher says," go to the principal's office!!!" So James goes to the principal's office and the principal says you are in trouble for saying a bad word and for singing a girly song, I'm going to give you some spankings, but, you get to pick how many you want. James says," forty-nine and hit em hard!!!" An hour later James comes out of the principal's office and says my buns are burning, my buns are burning!!!
