Dear diary, this is my first day on earth and I'm so excited to explore the new world. Today a lady was carrying me in a blanket and then she took me to her home but apparently she is my something called a mommy and then she put me in this thing called a crib and told me to ¨sleep¨ what ever that is I was doing it. A few minutes later I felt like i was not alive when i open my eyes this guy who apparently is my daddy and he was say time to wake up, Oh that's what ¨sleep is. Then he fed me and told me to go back to sleep.
A year later... Today is my 1st birthday and i already know how to walk,talk well only a few words and i figured out what a mommy and a daddy is they are aliens that come to earth and raise you. Remember that sleeping thing i told u about i like to do that a lot to it's so relaxing. Cool but i really should eat i mean look at my cake.
