The Fangirl's guide to living

Types of Fangirls

Das right, there's different types too.

(AI SPICY CHICKEN HOLD ON I NEED MILK)

(Ah. Better.)

Each breed (CAUSE WE'RE DEFIANTLY NOT HUMAN) of us fangirls have a different brain setup and thought process (Cause let's face it, when someone says "bay" you might go "WHERE" or "then rent a boat-- perf selfie op!" or "ITS NEAL" or who knows what-- we're pretty unpredictable) which I will go into detail in later chapters.

Not to mention some aren't as crazy as m- the rest.

But first let's figure out what KIND of fangirl you are!

There are many types that can be summed up into a few catagories, and just about everyone here is a mix between 2 or more.

(^but everyone can related to the picture above-- can you say custom macbook^)

MAIN TYPES OF FANGIRLS:

The Kawaii - this type of fangirl just adores pastel colors, japan idol clothes (how cute are those mini skirts tho?!) and anything childish, bubbly, or just plain cute cute cute~! More specifically; Jpop, anime, Kpop, manga, anime, Korean clothing, anime, chibis-- oh, and did I mention high-knee socks? (HAH YOU TOTALY THOUGHT I WAS GONA SAY ANIME)

The Hipster Fangirl {yes, hipsters are a type of fangirl- hipsters obsess over- just keep reading) (ALL fangirls are hipster-- it's just in our blood) You got a tumblr? Your a hipster. You like quotes? Your a hipster. Got a polaroid? So. Hipster. There's always those wana be hipters out there- so if you aren't one, don't try to be one. That's the hipster code, they can make anything hipster if they want. Hipsters love; vintage (sooo much vintage) polaroid cameras, beanies (idk it's just a thing), retro, classic, grunge, pastel, and anything that looks in a faded filter.

The Bookie - Everyone loves books! (If you don't go read a graphic novel or some comics you uncultured penguin) (JK LOVE U & PENGUINS) If you have ever been mad at the author of a book- congrats. Your pissed. Get outa here. BUT, if you have ever been mad at an author for toying with your ships without permission or killing off your favorite character or letting your main get hurt OR TURNING IT INTO A MOIVE THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO FEATURE CAUSE THEY GOT ALL THE ROLES WRONG-- your a bookie!

The Bandbae - BRITISH BOY BAAAAANDDDDSSSSSS. If you have ever been willing to marry Harry Styles- Ima just tell you right now your a bandbae. Symptoms of being a bandbae; stalking celebrities' accounts, consecutive dreams of marrying the cutest member of 5SOS, willing to take out your own kind to get a day with your favorite artist or boy band. (fun fact: bandbaes actually were the first humans to accept & create the stereotypes of the fangirl! So if your a bandbae, your type goes waaaaaay back.)

The Telecopter - Your watching your favorite tv. You haven't seen this episode before, so your not prepared for what's about to happen. Either your OTP has just encountered the Bermuda Triangle in their relationship or somebody just died. Your heart dies- no, it was MURDERED BY THE DIRECTORS WHO WOULDN'T EVEN LET GRHAM LIVE FOR MORE THAN ONE SEA-- *DEEEEEEP BREATHES* But then you realize- your a telecopter. This is a waaay more friendly type compared to the bandbae. Telecopters rely on each other for fanart, fanfics, & funny memes (& false hope that the show is coming back in two years every year) until the new season rolls around.

The Celebrifeev - Basically the Bandbae but with a celebrity. (see Bandbae) Activities include: dressing like your favorite actress/actor, taking any chance to get as close to them as possible, tweeting them in every tweet to get noticed, beings their personal cheer section when they win a Grammy or Streamy, and wearing their faces-- not their actual faces. Gotta clear that up.

The 5 basic fangirl types! The sub-catagories can clash a bit so I'll leture on-- shoot I accidentally deleted the last part of this sentance.

Shoot.

Dang it.

Graham.

- Prof. Lasi