"Rule one, boys," Gia began, "don't leave the seat up," she said, "rule two, any mess you make clean up, rule three no blowing anything up, Deidara, Itachi no sharingan, Tobi wake us up in the morning and I'll kill you, Sasori, I'm going to help you with you leg, Pein, no bossing us around, Konan, no cooking, Kisame, don't eat my fishes, and Zetsu, no eating humans," Gia finished her list. The Akatsuki agreed.
"Don't forget, Kakazu, no stealing money from us, and Hidan no sacrificing us," Amanda said and Gia nodded.
"Right," Kakazu grumbled.
"B***h," Hidan mumbled.
"What did you say, Sniffles?" Amanda asked.
"Alright," Gia said breaking the tension, "who's hungry?" They all raised their hands.
"Amanda you cook I'll entertain," Gia said. Amanda nodded knowing Gia wasn't the best cook ever.
"Tobi things we should play a game!" Tobi yelled and Gia glared.
"Ok," She agreed and took out Generations.
"What's that?" The Akatsuki asked.
"Its a Naruto game," Gia answered putting it in and getting the load screen.
"Who wants to play first?"
"Tobi does!" Tobi yelled and grabbed the remote from Gia's hand. They got to the player selection screen and Tobi picked, well, Tobi. Gia blushed and picked Sasuke.
"Hm, interesting," Itachi said examining the screen.
"No sharingan!" Gia yelled slapping his hand. He glared and turned it off.
"Ok, B is to fight, double clicking A is ninja jumping, Y, Y , and B is ultimate," Gia said as the match began. Tobi didn't even touch Gia before she destroyed him.
"Sweet an S!" She yelled. Tobi started to cry and ran into the kitchen.
"Who's next," Sasori raised his hand and Deidara passed the remote to him. Sasori picked himself and Gia picked Itachi. Sasori got a five combo before getting destroyed.
"Another S!" Gia cried. Feeling bad, she gave him a tight hug and a kiss on the cheek.
"How do you do it, Danna, hm?" Deidara asked. Sasori shrugged.
"Anyone else?" Itachi grabbed the remote and picked himself. Gia picked Deidara.
"Begin," the tv said and then began fighting. Itachi did pretty good but still lost.
"Boo a C!" Gia said. She turned around and shook Itachi's hand.
"Good game," she said.
"Dinner!" Amanda called and the Akatsuki walked to the kitchen in shame. Amanda looked at Gia.
"What did you do to them?"
"I beat them in Generations!" She said happily.
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Akatsuki Kittens
FanfictionPein, sick of eating Kisame's cooking, orders Deidara and Sasori to go get food from the market and not to draw attention. Deidara, being curious, buys a vile with writing he can't read and mixes it in a pitcher of ice tea. Now the Akatsuki are smal...
