Voices. I hear voices. What are they saying?
"g......oom....use....sol...be..m."
I yawned and woke to see a Gloom and his trainer trying to catch me. Ha! Good try. Before that Gloom could use that SolarBeam, I countered with a powerful Psychic attack. His Gloom, surprisingly, withstood it. How is that possible? No matter. Shadow Ball it is. I fired the black, sickly ball directly at Gloom, but it did nothing again! What's happening? Boom. I was covered in light and suddenly it was hard to stay floating. This Gloom is very powerful, maybe this human mightmake me more powerful. I'll let him catch me. I collapsed into my necklace and felt the trainer catch me. I rested until I wanted out of that damn thing. It's too tiny. I think I have claustrophobia.
"GOOD LORD ITS TOO SUNNY EEEEEEP!" I collapsed into my necklace. Who the hell goes out in sunli-- .....right...humans do.... Gloom then wandered over and tried to be friendly. I really wasn't paying attention, until he started talking about evolving. I had already evolved from Misdree into Misdreavus, but I thought I would be Mismagius, maybe Wizdevius by now! "I want to be a Vileplume. There petals are so pretty" This gloom has the derpiest face.
After mentally preparing myself for the sunlight, I came out of my necklace and turned to face away from the sun. "With petals like Vileplume's, my Petal Dance will never fail!" Fail? Interesting... "Fail? How can it fail?" I have to know that my moves can fail. I like this guy. His face is funny. I mean. it's like OuO like that. just like that. "Well, Sometimes when I try to use it, the petals just fall to the ground, or I spin out of control and hit something else!" Interesting... Maybe that's why my moves had no effect! They were failing! "In the cave, when you guys caught me, I think my moves failed. I used Psychic and Shadow Ball! And neither did any damage to you!"
"Oh, they hurt. alot. but you see, I've known Kevynne for 16 years now. I can stand a lot of attacks!" Note to self: Humans have names too. My Human is Kevynne. "I'm stronger. But anyways, what's your name? Mine's Chelsea." Gloom looked around and saw a flower... and ate it. "Mine name is Kevynne too. Kevynne named me when he was little!" Oh lord. This is about to get real confusing.
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The Disastrous Disasters of a Lonely Life
FantasyChelsea, a Misdreavus, has lived her whole life the same way. Get up, scare the living daylights out of humans or pokemon, feast on those emotions, return to the cave, and sleep. But she's always wondered, What lies out there? Why is there a moon? W...
