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WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS "ERMAGURD U LIKE DAN?!?" and you're there like "oh, yeah, nice to meet another Phan." And you do the hand sign and they look at you like "WTF IS THAT ERMAGURD IS THAT LIKE SOME SORT OF EMO LANGUAGE?!?" and you're there trying to change the subject by going "hey what's your favourite Phan moment?" And they're going like "ERMAGURD DAN IS SOO HAWT BUT THE OTHER GUY IDK HIS NAME BUT HE'S SO NOT" and you then try to not kill them and say "so do you like MCR?" And then they go "ERMAGURD THEY MAKE SUCH GREAT CLOTHES I LOVE NIRVANA CLOTHES AS WELL THEY'RE SOOO COOL" and then you shake your head and leave them but then they chase after you like "HEY WANNA TALK MORE ABOUT DAN?!?" and you're like "no I'm having an existential crisis" and they look at you like you have five heads and go "WTF IS THAT?!?" and you literally die on the spot.
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RandomThis is a random pile of rants and things that annoy me. And people.
