Stupid One Direction stories

McDonalds {Niall}

Niall's POV:

As usual I was just driving down the road and, like always, suddenly got hungry.

Sometimes I think I have better smelling and hearing than a K-9, because I was about 0.5 miles from the nearest McDonalds but i could smell a freshly cooked quarter pounder and i could hear it calling my name.

In the blink of an eye i was in the drive thru lane and ready to order.

"Hello and welcome to McDonalds today. I'll take your order whenever your ready." A preppy sounding girl said.

I didn't even have to think twice about my order.

"Hi, um u would like to order a..." I took a deep breath before reciting my memorized order.

"big mac, quarter pounder with cheese, bacon habanero ranch quarter pounder, bacon and cheese quarter pounder, deluxe quarter pounder, double quarter pounder with cheese, hamburger, cheeseburger double cheeseburger, McDouble, daily double, filet-o-fish, McChicken, McRib, 3 large fries, a hot fudge sundae, 2 apple pies, and a large Dr.Pepper please." I replied with a smile, even though I know she couldn't see.

"O-okay your total will be $56.18 at the first window."

I slowly pulled up to the first window and handed her the cash. When I looked at her face a you could see was shocked, so shocked that i had to wave the money in her face to get her to take it.

I pulled up to the second window and received about 5 bags filled to the top with just the burgers and another bag with the fries and dessert in it. Last to come was my drink.

I pulled up a little bit so the mofos behind me could get their food. I counted everything to make sure they got my order right, but just from the smell of it.......

they didn't.

After scanning over the bags my suspicions were confirmed. I was missing my big mac, bacon and cheese quarter pounder, daily double, and McChicken.

i guess they thought i wouldn't notice, but thEy were wrong!

NIALLER LIKE A PUMA!!

I looked behind me and no one was there so I backed up to the window.

"Yes how can i help you?"

"Umm, you got my order wrong." I said.

"Oh i'm srry sir. What did you order and we can fix that right up?"

"big mac, quarter pounder with cheese, bacon habenero rach quarter pounder, bacon and cheese quarter pounder, deluxe quarter pounder, double quarter pounder with cheese, hamburger, cheseburger double cheeseburger, mcdouble, daily double, filet-o-fish, mcchicken, mcrib, 3 large fries, a hot fudge sunday, 2 apple pies, and a large Dr.Pepper" I said.

After the fith item her eyes got bigger and bigger with every word i said.

"Oh! wow, okay we can get that for you, hold on a minute." she smiles wearily at me then went to get my food.

I smiled to my self, hopeing that they can get it right this time around. Looking at the other 6 bags of food a grabbed then and threw them in the back seat.

after about 5min she came back with 6 new bags.

"Here you go." She smiled.

This time before I drove off, I counted all the items.

I was still missing three things.

I knocked on the window, to get the girls attention again.

"Yes?" she asked with a worried expression on her face.

I could tell she was freaking out on the inside, so I gave her my best smile to try and cover up the annoyance bubbeling inside of me.

"I'm still missing three things."

She let out a dissapointed sigh, "Ok I'll tell them." as she walked away she mumbled something that could barely be heard, but i heard it."They better get this right."

I sighed and chuncked the 6 bags in the back with the first one.

The girl came back to the window with more bags, "I am positive that they got this order right." She smiled reasureingly and closed the window.

Once again I counted all the items, and once again the got it wrong.

I knocked on the window.

The girl opened the window and i looked up at her and sighed, trying not to lose control in front of her. Besides, non of this is her fault, all she does is place the order.

"Missing something?" She asked. She looked really tierd of this back and forth thing.

I just raised my eyebrows and she walked away, slamming the window.

I threw the bags in the back with the others.

This is so frushtrating!!! I threw my snapback off then slammed it into the seat beside me and ran a hand threw my hair.

The window slid open again.

"Here." She handed the bags to me with out another word and closed the door once again.

I counted the items again.

I took in a shakie breath to calm my self down. I placed my head in my hand and knocked on the window.

When the girl open the window, I rolled my head to the side and looked at her with one eye and held one finger up to show her I was missing just one item.

"Oh my God!!" she exclaimed and walked away, not even bothering on the window. A few minutes later she came back with my bags.

"Have a good day." She said with a fake smile on her face as she slammed the window.

I counted my items and luckly everything was there.

I smiled to my self and slowly pulled out on to the road.

I soon got stoped by a red light. These thing take forever!

I just shrugged and took a drink of my Dr.Pepper.

Next thing i know im coughing my brains out and spitting the drink everywhere!

"Damn it." I say to my self in between coughs

"What the hell?" i mumled as i wiped my mouth.

I took another small sip from the cup and almost coughed again.

"Nasty."

After i thought everything was right, my drink was't.

It WASN'T Dr. Pepper,

I was Diet Coke!

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Again I know this is stupid!

If you have any request please comment on which boy you want and a girls name, or a bromance, or a relationship.

And sorry to some of you, but the dirtiest these will get is that someone ends up rolling around in a mud pit.

(I know some of you don't get that though.)

Thank for reading, I promise to write some more sooner or later.

P.S If you haven't noticed, I don't do spell check on these.