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  Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. 

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JOKE OF THE DAY...

 A blonde goes to her doctor and says that every time she drinks a coffee her eye hurts. The doctor prepared her a hot, fresh cup of coffee to see what really happens. She took a sip of the coffee and screamed, "Ouch, that hurts!" The doctor said, "I know your problem." The blonde asked, "Is it bad, doctor?" The doctor replied, "No, you just need to take your spoon out of your cup before you drink your coffee."

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Like WHAT THE HELL.... LOL

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