After I went out on a killing spree, Sally and Splendor commanded me and Slendy to have a damn tea party with him and her. I had no choice but to attend it. Sally's bear is swinging his fucking teacup around (did I mention that he's alive?), Slendy is arguing with Splendor, and I'm drinking Booze in my teacup. Guess what? I asked Sally. What? What? She said. I stood on the tea party table and farted in her face. Ewwww!!!! Get away!!! I'm gonna kill you!!! She screamed. Splendor won a bet that Slendy wouldn't beat Trendy in a fashion contest so... Slendy had to do the carmelldansen on the tea party table. Slendy started dancing and busted his ass trying to dance. We all started laughing except for Sally. She doesn't want Slendy to ever be hurt. She dropped her bear in shock. (when she drops the bear... It's not good.) The bear started flying swinging a damn knife around the room. We're all trying to dodge his hits and get Sally to calm her damn bear the fuck down!!! Once she got that demon of a bear to calm down, we all left her with her bear. That was the scariest frigging tea party ever!!!
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Life As A Creepypasta
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