163 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Just some ways to annoy people/ get kicked out in/of Walmart I found on the Internet. Sorry for the repeats.

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1. Take shopping carts for the sole purpose of filling them and leaving them somewhere else in the store.

2. Ride the little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Play football; see how many people will join.

5. Sing, in your loudest possible voice, "Sex and candy".

6. Walk up to an employee and in an official tone of voice say "We've got a code 3 in Housewares". See what happens.

7. Turn all the radios to the polka station, then turn them off, but turn the volume as high as it'll go.

8. Play with the automatic doors.

9. Walk up to complete strangers and say "Hi!! I haven't seen you in..." etc. and see how they respond.

10. While walking through the clothes department, say as loud as you can, "Who buys this crap anyway??".

11. Repeat number 10 in the jewelry department.

12. Leave small gifts in the hands of mannequins.

13. Play soccer with a group of friends using the entire store as your playing field.

14. As the cashier scans an item, say "Wow, magic!".

15. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" to carpeted areas.

16. Put M&M's on layaway.

17. Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell friends they can only come if they bring pillows from Bed & Bath.

18. Make all the calculators say "Hello".

19. When an employee comes and asks you if you need help, say "Why won't you all just leave me alone?!".

20. While looking at guns in the gun department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are.

21. While no one is watching, switch the signs on the men and women's restrooms.

22. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

23. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

24. Put a sign that says "Valet parking" in front of the store.

25. Two words: "Marco Polo".

26. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

27. When a someone gives an announcement, assume a fetal possition and start screaming, "No, no! not the voices again!".

28. When someone strays from their cart looking at something, take their cart and run away.

29. Follow people throughout the store staying about 5 feet away at all times until they leave the store.

30. Hold shopping cart races.

31. Challenge others to duels with the cylinders of wrapping paper.

32. Ask newly hired employees about made up products, i.e. "Do you have any Shnerples here?".

33. Ride the bicycles around claiming that you're taking it for a "test drive".

34. Ask employees, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?".