Pandora Hearts Oneshots

Cake is Meant to be Destroyed (Break)

Gilbert stared, horrified as the products of his work was being devoured even before they were done! Gilbert had been in the kitchen, cooking as he often did for the group (usually just for Oz and Alice but sometimes Sharon and thus Break and even Claudia joined in) but he hadn't expected the two visitors - it was even more baffling over the fact that it was not Oz and Alice this time around as it usually was.

Instead it was Break and Claudia, the two with the biggest sweet tooth by far.

Gilbert's eye twitched as he observed the two, sleeves rolled up and dragging their fingers through the cake batter in the large bowl. The Nightray man even cringed a little as they dunked their fingers back into the bowl after licking them clean.

"Wha-!!" Gilbert froze, mouth dropping open in shock at what he was now witnessing, did they even remember he was there?

Break had taken Claudia's wrist in his free hand causing the dark-haired woman to blink curiously at just what the man was up to. The expression on her face soon became identical to that of Gilbert's however as Break took to licking the batter off of her own finger, her face flushing a brilliant red coloring as he did so.

All the while Emily making gagging noises from Break's shoulder as he did so, a smirk on his face as he enjoyed taunting Claudia.

"What's wrong with you?!" Claudia shouted simultaneously with Gilbert as she snatched her hand away, lowering her face to hide her heated face behind her bangs. Gilbert's own face was pink as well, being a shy sort of boy even witnessing acts like this left him flustered. It didn't help that they both seemed to be ignoring him altogether as Break began to snicker and tug the bowl closer to himself.

Claudia's face, still red, morphed into one of outrage at the tactic Break had used to get the cake batter for himself. Well this wasn't going to sit right with her!

So, she did the first thing that came to mind....

Claudia flipped the bowl of cake batter all over Break who flinched as he did so. The bowl clattered to the ground as Gilbert remained horrified, all of that batter was now wasted and either on the counter, the floor or (a vast majority of it) on Break. Break, himself was stunned. He hadn't expected such a retaliation from Claudia.

It was common knowledge that she was rather aggressive but easily flustered in any sort of intimate situation. He figured he had more time to get at least a vast majority of the cake batter before a retaliation had come.

"Break miscalculated~" Emily cooed tauntingly from his shoulder, also covered in the batter, causing the man to scoff.

"What is wrong with yo-" once again Gilbert had no time to finish as Claudia this time was the one to cause Gilbert to grow embarrassed by merely being a witness to the events at hand.

Now it was Break's turn to blink, shocked at his partner's actions as Claudia drew closer, gripping his sleeves in her hands so as to make sure he wouldn't back away. Her tongue dragged over his neck - still covered in cake mix - and he had to resist flinching in shock as she did this. It was more than just a surprise that Claudia was acting this way. Once again Emily began to make gagging noises as this continued.

As Break was actually beginning to enjoy Claudia's actions, however, Gilbert had come to ruin the day. He had found another large bowl, filled it with cold water and now had dumped it over both of them - still red in the face.

Claudia shrieked in shock, jumping away from Break and further away from Gilbert as Break back pedaled away, stunned once again.

"Get out of here!" Gilbert ordered. He was leaving a mental note to bring this event up to Sharon later. She would set them both straight with a 'talk about romance' over tea. Maybe then the poor man wouldn't be subject to such.... intimate.... scenarios in his life as of the moment....