Pick Up Lines~

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Eren: Hey Armin

Armin: Yes?

Eren: Can I run this pick-up line by you?

Armin: Sure! Who's it for? ;)

Eren: Secret.

Eren: Here we go: Hey baby are you a Titan because I'm going to kill you and everyone like you

Armin: ...

Armin: Is that it

Eren: Yep

Armin: That's not how pickup lines work.

Armin: The point of a Pickup line is to get the girl interested in you!

Eren: Or guy

Armin: Hah?

Eren: Nothing! So, I didn't do it right?

Armin: Not really. Try again

Eren: Ok:  Hey baby r u a titan because ur hot like the FLAMES OF HELL YOU SPAWNED FROM BECAUSE YOU JERKS ATE MY MOM

Armin: ...

Armin: Eessh.

Eren: Not good?

Armin: Horrible.

Armin: So, who did you want to impress, anyway?

Eren: Some person.

Armin: What are they like?

Eren: Welllll

Eren: Blonde, cute, huge blue eyes, and super smart

Armin: Hm

Armin: Christa?

Eren: Nope.

Armin: Huh. Well, Just try to show off in a really inconspicuous way

Eren: Like how

Armin: There are the Survey Corp Testing coming up

Armin: Get a high score, that might impress her

Eren: Or him

Armin: What?

Eren: Nevermind.

Eren: Uh, sure

Eren: I'll out-preform everyone!!

Armin: Good luck, I'm sure the person you like will notice ^^

Eren: Thanks buddy

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