There are seven doors in front of me. With labels atop the doorways. The first one Leads to Narnia. The second one leads to Neverland. The third one leads to Wonderland. The fourth one leads to Hogwartz. The fifth one leads to Camelot. The sixth one leads to Middle Earth. And the seventh one leads to Nuestros.
Narnia would be cool to go to. I mean there is a talking magic lion that protects me. But then again there is the evil witch that the lion attempts to protect me from. Plus he leaves me. He really can't protect me anymore. And there the trees are alive! Trees are mean enough in this world thank you. I don't need a tree that can actually move to hurt me. Plus what if they could read minds?! they are magic after all. And the battle for Narnia... No thank you. Forget it. Nope. I know nothing about a war in a fantasy land where there are talking lions and goat people that play flutes and capture children for some evil witch that wants Narnia for herself.
Neverland! We know all the people here. We got Peter Pan, Captain Hook, Wendy, Tick-Tock the Crocodile. And the Lost Boys! Let's see... Slightly, Nibs... Umm... Cubby, Tootles, and umm, umm *snap, snap* The Twins!! Oh, and we can't forget... Tinkerbell. If I wanted to get chased and potentially eaten by Crocodiles, I would stay here and go to Florida! Tinkerbell nearly dies too. Not fun. Very sad.
" I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!" As quoted by White Rabbit. The lovably annoying character. Or The Mad Hatter whichever you prefer I dislike them evenly. I personally want to stay away from people who want my dismembered from my body! Queen of hearts stay away from me! King of hearts is just an idiot. Not to mention that creepy caterpillar thing. EEEWW!
Messenger owls?! Yep! You heard me right.. spiders are big enough here by the way. We don't need a 3 foot wide spider swarm after us. Or dragons. I don't want to meet a dragon, if it's out to kill me! Otherwise a dragon would be pretty cool. Or he who should not be named. Voldemort! Ya, I said it. Ah, crap he is gonna kill me! I'm not Harry Potter, so I'm worried for my puny mortal life. But out here I can say his name all I want. Voldemort! Voldemort! Heeerre's Loooorrd... Voldemort! Oh! And we can't forget the Cerberus, Fluffy, or Nagini, the giant serpent who killed its owner, and is very helpful to He who should not be named.
I don't know much about Camelot in this context. Are they talking about the Warner Bros. Camelot? Or are they talking bout Merlin T.V. series Camelot? Or Camelot According to legend?
If we are talking about the Warner Bros. Camelot. No way! The main bad guy uses magic and weaponry to make the ultimate minions and gives himself a revolving sword for a hand! Creepy! Or Merlin Camelot there is a magic talking dragon that has an ill temper. And Merlin makes enemies totally on accident. Just because he has magic abilities. Like the Wizard named merlin. And Camelot according to legend I have no idea.
Snowball's chance in H-E double hockey sticks I would go where Golem lives. Golem is a creepy little what used to be hobbit in the fantasy land called Middle Earth in the Lord of the Rings series. Don't get me wrong having a ring that makes you invisible would be friking cool. But it works your invisible to the dimension you just disappeared from, so now you're in an another dimension. Plus I don't want to go meet an otherworldly demon that has a bullwhip made of fire, that takes down Gandalf!
Haven't seen the T.V. series Game of thrones. So I can't say much except that I don't want to go to this place because I'm guessing that it has wizards and evil witches and stuff. I just don't want to go to this place because its a fantasy land.
I would rather go through the eighth door. I known what you are thinking. "But there is no eighth door." I'm talking about the door right behind me that led me into this room. Because I don't want to go to a world where I can't defend myself from all the evil there is. and there is already some weird crap going on in this world. Good bye. Farewell. Au revoir. And all the rest of that crap.
