headcanon rambles

•polyamorous jaspoye is too pure•

A list of things about polyamorous Jaspoye:

- Troye braiding flowers into Joe's hair

- Caspar trying to write a song for Troye and it coming out really weirdly and awkwardly and embarrassingly and Troye getting a little emotional at how cute he is

- Joe thinking he knows more about Australia than Troye cause he's a loser and Caspar and Troye giggling and nodding along like ok yes tell me more pls

- Joe and Caspar singing all of Troye's music really loudly in the car with the windows down, Troye disappearing bashfully into Joe's jumper that he's stolen

- Joe and Troye learning to make homemade pizza for Caspar's birthday

- Troye and Emily become best friends for life!!!!

-Caspar sitting at one end of the couch, Joe tucked under his arm snuggled into his side, Troye laying across their laps, a blanket covering all of them as they watch Finding Nemo

- Graham: "I have no idea what the hell is going on here but you all seem well happy so carry on"

-Caspar taking up an entire half of the bed cause he never stops flopping around so Troye and Joe are extra cuddled together on their sliver of mattress

-Joe being real nervous to tell his friends from the Shire because they don't get much exposure to queerness but Caspar talks him into it by reminding him that if they're dicks about it a) he has two sweetass boyfriends to comfort him and b) it would just help weed out friends who don't accept him for who he is BUT THEY ARE TOTALLY SWEET ABOUT IT AND LOVE TROYE AND CASPAR BOTH SO MUCH AND ARE AMAZED AT HOW HAPPY THEIR FAVORITE MATE IS

-Shenanigans in Primark, the three of them giggling a little too much at each other, "discretely" (but not actually discretely at all) grabbing each others asses one too many times, Troye telling Joe how cute he would look in lacy underwear and Joe actually considering it for a second, Caspar telling Joe "if you don't buy them I will" and Joe reminding Caspar his knob is entirely too gigantic and will literally fall out no matter what

-Caspar buys the panties just to spite Joe but Joe was right, Troye ends up being the only one who wears them and when he does, he makes breakfast wearing only the panties and a bathrobe. Caspar and Joe are pleased with how the situation turned out.

-this bullet point for me to apologize for using the word panties I'm sorry we can all gag and move on

-TROYE GETS JOE TO USE HIS SEA SALT SPRAY IN HIS HAIR !!!! CURLY HAIR JOE!!! AAH!!

-Very competitive tipsy games of Settlers Of Catan

-Wine tastings

-Pet kittens!

-Bowling trips!

-They're literally stackable Troye can sit on Joe's lap on Caspar's lap so if they're ever in a crowded tube train they only need one seat

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Little a/n i could definitely be more educated on how healthy polyamorous relationships work so if any part of this is wrong or bad or offends anyone in any way please let me know how I can fix it :) ty!!