Rants (from my jacked up mind)

People At Basketball Games

I just finished a basketball game and so I decided to rant about people at basketball games.

Number 1: The Mom. This is that one lady who is sooo set on their kid becoming a basket ball star that they'll cuss our team out and scream at their kid if they did something wrong. I'm like CHILL LADY! Calm your juices lady. (My friend potatopenguin555 says that all the time.)

Number 2: The Beef. Now this is the girl on the opposite team who is freakin HUGE. I'm not talking normal size tall, I'm talking like Godzilla, Lay off the gym, she-man, aren't you supposed to be in jail type of tall. These girls are pushy, mean and like to taunt you or be rude. Honestly, I hate these people.

Number 3: The Shrimp. This is that kid who looks so small that you wonder if they're really the age they say they are. They might say,"Oh I'm 14." But they look like their freakin 5. I'm like,"Girl, are you friends with Dora who gave you her anti growing up potion? Because Dora has been 8 for 11 years. How do you explain that?"

Number 4: The Boys. Okay I'm not saying all guys are like this because their not but from my experience, every guy who has come over to our court are rude asf. So we might be taking free throws or something and then they erupt with BOOOOOOOOO! So it distracts us and it never goes in. 

Number 6: The Negative. (I bet you didn't notice that I skipped number 5. :p) This is that person on your team who is just so negative and has no faith in your own team. "We're gonna lose." Or, "They're too tall." or, "WE SUCK AT LIFE HOW IN THE LIFE OF GUMBALL ARE WE GOING TO WIN THIS GOSH DARN GAME!!!!!!" So much NEGATIVITY.

THATS All. Goodness gracious I'm tired.

-Skyfallsauce_555