Stepping In Crap With Dusty Toes

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One Afternoon, I Went To Go To Work At Koury's Pizza. On My Way There, I Stepped Into Some Crap Just Laying Around On The Floor. I Just Took Off My Shoe And Walked 2 Miles Barefoot! It Smelled Like Hippo Diarrhea So I Tossed That Moldy Shoe Away!

Anyways, When I Got To Work I Was Literally The Only Person There... Mainly Because I'm The Owner. "Teehee". We Had Lots Of Customers! Short, Tall, Chubby, Skinny, Crooked, Upside-down, Sideways, Orange,
Purple, And More.

One of The Nasty Employees Were Scratching Their Buttcracks And Little Flakes Came Off So I Fired Them...

                     "Bye Felicia"

We Don't Want Any Buttcrack Flakes IN THIS PLACE! Smh... Okay! So, The Store Makes About 3k Each Day 💁🏼 Which Is Pretty Good!!!

Later, After The Day Was Done I Called An Uber And They Took Me Home 😏
It Felt Nice To Be Home Again!!! I Sat Down On A Stool And Started Cleaning Some Crust Off Of My Shrubby Toes With Q-Tips 😩

Then... I Went To Sleep To Get Ready For A Much More Exiting Day And A Less "Fat Man" Day 😌🙏🏼

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