seokjin:
hey
jihyo:
wassup
seokjin:
what did the vegetables say at the party
jihyo:
ummm
seokjin:
lettuce, turnip the beet!
jihyo:
that fact that you said that to me makes me want to punch you
seokjin:
was it not funny
jihyo:
i laughed at how lame you are
seokjin:
tear*
jihyo:
so anyways i was thinking when we could meet ? maybe?
seokjin:
ooh really
jihyo:
if you want
seokjin:
YES
jihyo:
okay gr8 i'll be in seoul in a few weeks
seokjin:
gr8 is a lame joke
jihyo:
SHUT UP
seokjin:
anyways,,, send me a pic of what you're doing at this exact moment
jihyo:
*insert picture*
seokjin:
what kind of face mask is that?
jihyo:
green tea, and HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOOKED LIKE THIS AN D ASKED FOR A PIC
seokjin:
mommy instinct
jihyo:
mommy? do you have a mommy kink
seokjin:
yes
jihyo:
orhdjdj
seokjin:
WAIT NO AUTOCORRECT
jihyo:
too late! i got these screenshots hoeeeee
seokjin:
BITCH I HAT E U
jihyo:
a wonderful song, by 2ne1
seokjin:
delete it
jihyo:
send me a pic of what ur doing at this exact moment
seokjin:
*insert picture*
jihyo:
are you... on the toilet
seokjin:
yes whats the issue ??
jihyo:
omgggg lets stop arguing
seokjin:
okay love you
jihyo:
luv you too mommy
