Boyfriend: Is it in?
Girlfriend: ...yea
Boyfriend: Does it hurt?
Girlfriend: ...mhm
Boyfriend: Let me put it in slowly.
Girlfriend: It still hurts.
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Boyfriend: Okay, lets try another shoe then.
LMAO, what were you dirty minded people thinking!? Shame, shame.
Jk, Jk.
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