Minecraft Ways to Die

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Minecraft Ways to Die
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By BloodZelos, Holfix, Nyberrg, AnEpicPlayerName, SplerfAndNalbis, XenocidesRs and Phantaboulous
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I play this game too much
I think I missed my lunch
Must concentrate or I might die
There's Creepers everywhere
Safety's extremely rare
How can I survive another day!

Oh well I just don't know but here is what could kill me next!

I could get bombed by a Creeper (Creeper)
Die of starvation (starvation)
Find myself face to face with the Grim Reaper (face with the Grim Reaper)
How is this fair, it's only just past noon (only just past)
Drop 20 blocks off a cliff ledge
Get buried by this stupid hedge (buried by this stupid hedge)
All my items they're lost and gone forever (lost and gone forever)
Help me! Help me! I'm all out of lives (I'm all out of)
Please let my health just rise! (let my health just)

Oh great here comes the night
More mobs then in the light
And I don't even have a sword

(Don't even have a sword)

I'm not even gonna try

Just gonna sit and die

How could I survive another day!

Oh well I just don't know but here is what could kill me next!

I could get shot by a Skelly (shot by a Skelly)
Bitten by a Spider (Bitten by a Spider)
Holy crap! Well I'm not much of a fighter (Holy Crap! Well I'm not much of a)
Help me! Help me! I'm all out of lives (Help me! Help me! I'm all out of)
Could get lost in the cave (lost in a cave)
Stolen by an Endermen (Stolen by an Enderman)
End up surrounded entirely by Zombies (surrounded entirely by)
Help me! Help me! I'm all out of lives (Help me! Help me! I'm all out of)
And ways I could survive! (And ways I could)

I wanna find my way back home
I wanna have a piece of pork to eat
But instead I'm here alone! (But instead I'm alone)

Oh well I just don't know but here is what could kill me next!
Oh well I just don't know but here is what could kill me next! (Oh well I just don't know but here is what could kill me next!)


I could get bombed by a Creeper
Die of starvation
Find myself face to face with the Grim Reaper
How is this fair it's only just past noon
Drop 20 blocks off a cliff ledge (blocks off a cliff ledge)
Get buried by this stupid hedge (stupid hedge)
All my items they're lost and gone forever (lost and gone forever)
Help me! Help me! I'm all out of lives! (I'm all out of lives)

I could get shot by a Skelly (shot by a Skelly)
Bitten by a Spider (Bitten by a Spider)
Holy crap! Well I'm not much of a fighter (Holy Crap! Well I'm not much of a)
Help me! Help me! I'm all out of lives (Help me! Help me! I'm all out of)
Could get lost in the cave (lost in a cave)
Stolen by an Endermen (Stolen by an Enderman)
End up surrounded entirely by Zombies (surrounded entirely by)
Help me! Help me! I'm all out of lives (Help me! Help me! I'm all out of)
And ways I could survive!  

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