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Aries- *rides with scorpio*
Taurus -*calls Aries complaining about all of the traffic*
Gemini - *sits there texting until someone beeps*
Cancer- *cryes until traffic moves*
Leo- *blasts music in ears*
Virgo - don't have me late to my favorite shoy
Libra - I have a donut do not make me mad
Scorpio - gets uzi and says "all you mother fuckers better move or else"
Sagittarius - *beeps until they get where they need to*
Capricorn - well looks like I'm not going to Mc Donalds.
Aquarius - give me some cake I'm mad😠
Pisces - swerves in front of everyone.

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