Me: Guys, I'm starting a new book.
Vincent:..... What book.
Me: Just a bunch of random things I'll write for inspiration for other books, and no one's asking or daring in the other one, so, you guys also have to do whatever random things I want you to.
Mike:... So normal life.
Me: No. You guys are being told what to do be Mari, and myself.
Mike:... So normal life.
Me: IN NORMAL LIFE YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST YOU'RE ALL JUST IN MY HEAD SO YOU DO WHAT MARI AND I SAY, OR I WILL MAKE YOU CEASE TO EXIST!
Everyone:.............. O0O
Jeremy:... S-s-so w-we're n-not real.
Mari: Good going.
Me: You are. Enough people have believed in you, for it to happen. Haven't you guys noticed that old pagan symbol on the wall of the pizzeria? It makes thing reals if enough people believe in it.
Mike:.. So, we're real because people want us to be real?
Me: Yes.
Fritz: KEEP US PLEASE!
Josh: PLEASE! I don't want to die without having sex with Fritz at least twice!
Fritz: Is that all you care about?
Josh: *Wraps arms around Fritz's waist.* No. I think about a lot more. But you're the number one thing on my mind, at all times.
Fritz: *BLUSH*
Me: Ok So everyone is real. Got it, or do I need to spell it out?
Mike:.... What?
Me: *Face palm.* Never mind, this is not a spelling bee.
Jeremy: Why do we have to do this?
Me: Because. It will be fun...... For other people.
Fritz: UGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
Me: Save your moaning for Josh.
Josh: Please.
Fritz: Josh, I am so close to slapping you right now.
Josh: Sorry.
Me: Anyway, you guys can also leave requests of what they should do down in the comments, but only if you want to.
Josh: *Holds up a sign that says. 'Let me fuck Fritz!' on it.*
Fritz: Never.
Vincent: If someone does anything to my Scotty get ready to die!
Scott:..... Thank you, but it's ok Vinny.
Vincent: *Glaring at everyone but Scott.*
Me:... Ok Say bye everyone!
Everyone but me: Bye!
Me: see you later, and Peace and Crackers My Lemons! Peace and Crackers!
Mike: *Laughing.*
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Random Things With The Night Guards.
FanfictionThe Cover doesn't show Vincent well, but if you look closely, you can see him.