Salad

It begins.

I got home from school with a growl in my stomach.
Salad.
I craved it.
I needed it.
Sweet leafy salad.
I opened up the fridge.
"Hot damn"
I said with a smirk.
A delicious tub of salad right before my tender eyes.
I grasped it and headed towards the sink.
"Its about to get wet"
I grabbed hand fulls of the scrumptious leaves.
It was orgasmic.
Organic.
Cum.
I felt a tingling sensation as I reached for a bowl.
Dumping the salad I let out a loud moan.
"SALLLLLAAAAD"
Escaped my mouth.
I grabbed the white substance with in the fridge.
"ranch.."
All these sensations.
All these feelings.
Salad.
I took my first bite.
"Sweet babies"
I engulfed the meal
and screaming as I put each bite between my lips.
Oh.
Salad.