Char stared dancing
He turned into a unicorn
He is now a charicorn
He laughed
Which sounded weird because he is a unicorn
He needed a quick fuck
So he got a cactus
But he knew it would hurt so he gave up
Instead he got a shoe
Because he is a kinky little shit
And he got whips and a chain
He had the secks with a shoe
Because life is cool
He had fanta after he finished raping the shoe
The shoe got pregnant
And had babies
Shoe babies
Shabies
...
They grew up as strong men and fought for the unicorn navy
Until they got shot in a battle
Charlie cried
Mr shoe cried
They were so sad they sat down and never had the secks again.
This is a joke I am totally not trying to offend Charlie the unicorn in any way. Please respect him and this fan fiction
No cactus or Charlies or unicorns were harmed during the making of this story.
