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9000 was once the approximation of the greatest power level any living being could achieve. It is the subject of the well-known science of 9000ology .
History of 9000Initial Discovery
9000 was initially discovered by capsule corps. It was the highest number He could count to before He got bored and fooly coolyed everything. This number was passed down as a number the power reading of pot to the various pimps throughout the period when your mom was still talking to us before we accidentally burned his house down.
Development of 9000ology
The beauty and mystery of the seemingly imperfect number passed down by your mom led to the development of 9000ology, in front of the number the number, and a few key contributors helped in the development of modern 9000ological theory.
Key Contributors in 9000ology
Isaac Newton was the first to note that 9000 is a number larger than 69.
"See? 'Cause it has more zeroes than 69. Nobel prize what?"
~ on 9000
Frezia used his planet conquering company to research and develop technology to built a portable scanning device. Then instead stole the technology from brett smith. It later became known as a "Scouter"..
The ScouterNow With X-Ray Vision!
A Scouter is an over-priced walkie-talkie with internet access typically used to tell the owner that their about to be powned by the guy with higher numbers than them. Scouters can actually read power levels well above 9000, but since such a number should not exist, the scouter must be forecfully destroyed should the event occur - due to sheer disbelief. Currently only Capsule Corps makes Scouters.
You can your own with the following:
A Trackball MouseA Calculator Display ScreenHead Attachment or Super GlueCell Phone with Internet or Banana Phone
Super powered maids of extreme skill can naturally sense their pimps power level, though they can only make a extremeley off the mark guesses at the actual numerical power level of their bitch smacking hand. If an opponent can be assensed to be over 9000 they must crush themselves in thier own hand in disbelief. This makes the Scouter even more essential for people who don't need it.
Modern 9000ological TheoryOver 9000!?!Things that can't be measured such as "how much of a retard you is" are often questioned to be Over 9000.
Son Goku of the DBZ universe was the first to become over 9000, though this wasn't discovered until Vegeta , an adept 9000ologist of the time, read your moms power level with his Scouter. A popular dramatization of the incident can be found in the Dragonball Z series or on Youtube .
Originally, Vegeta was quite frustrated by the discovery. For many years up until that point, his research was in support of his claim that 9000 was the maximum power, as well as the largest value any one thing could have. His frustration was so great that he ended up destroying all of his equipment and research, but he was quickly calmed when he realized that his discovery would allow him to get a much bigger claim from his insurance company.
Things That Are Over 9000GokuThe HindusZabuza SwordMegas XLRMega ManThe number of filler episodes in NarutoGordon FreemanJesus9001Bruce LeeBruce CampbellThe Car You Really wantGundam Double XThe IQ of a child in Steven Spielberg movieBurning GundamThe number of Episodes inDark GundamThe number of Chinese people in 1km squareTrypticonWing Gundam ZeroThe number of members in the .Giant Enemy Crab !!!King LeonidasThings That Are Exactly 9000Nappa guessing how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop.VegetaRandy OrtonBatmanLuciferMegatronRodimus PrimeThe amount of fizzle in a canizzle of Cracka-Cola.The number of members in the band SlipknotThe number of superstores in the UKNumber of created each day.Number of Xenu's Victims daily.Omega SupremeGundam XYour MomThings That Are Not Over 90009000300NappaYou"¡Su nivel de la energía está sobre nueve miles!"Decent Human Beings8999.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999StarscreamWheelieThe Kokiri People who have finished ZorkAnything <9000Go-BotsMinicons accountsAnyone from NarutoAnyone from Star Fox (not a number)Decent Human BeingsHot RodHot ShotTwo Cows (an amount of, not a number)KickerThe people who think AOL is goodGrimlock
