Nikki was staring at us, with a very shocked look on her face. She growled. I got of John and rambled through my purse looking for something.
Ah, there they are. I grabbed out my meme cards (pretty much Pokemon cards but they have memes instead of Pokemon),
"You wanna battle?" I asked laughing.
I turn over and give John a wink. He blushes. I turn around and see Nikki has own set of meme cards. I see we have a battle.
I grabbed a pepe card, "I CHOSE YOU PEPE!" Pepe stood there, looking depressed.
"USELESS!" I yelled.
Nikki laughs, pulling out her own pepe card.
"RARE PEPE I CHOSE YOU!"
A golden pepe appears with a sign above him saying 'RARE PEPE LIKE IN 3 SECONDS OR GET BAD LUCK!"
"HOW DID YOU GET SUCH A RARE CARD?" I yelled. John comes behind me and kisses my cheek. Soulmates <333
Nikki looks angry and has her rare pepe return, I do the same with my basic one. As I am distracted making out with my love Jo(sexy)hn she whispers something, and a new meme appears
"Much meme many fight wow"
*AUTHORS NOTE*
LOVE ME JOHN
YOU ARE READING
John Cena Smut
HumorJohn Cena, your lord an savior, comes to your school as an assembly, but after that, things get weird (and a lil kinky ;)) ) will have you thinking wtf is this completed
