Cookie

"My love," He said, fighting the tears that stung his eyes, "We can never see each other again..."

"But George, why?!" Barbara cried. "You know that I'll never make it without you! If you leave, I'll never be complete! I can't live that way-!"

Barbara was cut off by his lips against hers, kissing passionately. When they kissed, she felt whole. She never wanted it to end. But it did, and she knew that meant that she wasn't whole anymore. She was hollow again. She didn't want to feel that way. As George turned around to leave, Barbara clung to him.

"Please George!" She cried, "Don't leave me! I need you!"

"Black Star, guess what?!"

Black Star screamed and turned around to see Kid fangirling. Then Kid looked at the TV, "What are you watching?"

Black Star quickly grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Monster Trucks. Kid glared at the TV. Those vehicles were so asymmetrical, and crashing into each other wasn't helping.

"Anyway," Kid said, "You've got to see this! It's the most amazing thing in the world!" Kid proudly held out the cookie he was holding behind his back. Black Star rolled his eyes, "It's just a cookie..."

"Not just any cookie!" Kid said, holding the cookie close to Black Star's face, "It's the most symmetrical cookie that the world has ever seen!"

"Looks tasty," Black Star smirked. Kid held it away, giving him a glare.

"This is a cookie that should never be eaten! Masterpieces such as these belong in a museum!" Kid lectured.

"Calm down, I was just kidding!" Black Star laughed.

Kid slowly took the cookie back towards him to make sure, then he started fangirling again.

"Oh just look at it! The chocolate chips are perfectly symmetrical~!" Kid handed it to Black Star, thinking, scratch that, knowing that he would be envious of Kid for having such a symmetrical cookie. Who wouldn't be?!

Black Star stared at the cookie as Kid went on.

"I made it myself, you know! It's so amazing! I baked cookie after cookie after cookie until I finally got it perfect! It took me 5 months, 2 weeks, and 6-"

Crunch munch crunch.

Kid turned around to see, to his horror, Black Star was eating the cookie. If you were within a 1000 mile radius, you could hear Death The Kid scream like a woman in a horror movie.

Kid was about to snatch the cookie out of Black Star's hand, but it was too late as he took the last bite. Kid stood there, processing what just happened. Black Star let out a big burp and pat his stomach. He turned to Kid with the brightest smile on his face, "Kid! That was the best cookie I've ever had! Can you make me some more of-" Kid began glaring a whole through Black Star with his now bloodshot eyes, growling as foam dripped from his mouth.

"Uh...Kid? Kiiiiiid? Hello~?" Black Star waved his hand in front of Kid's face.

If you were in a 1000 mile radius, you could hear Black Star screaming like a little girl.