MY WIFE IS A MURDERER!

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HERE IS PART 3

Hi again, remember i stabbed myself, i didnt feel it at all :) my vision just went white and i woke up with a blur , my wife was stud there stairing at me with a wicked grin as if she was the which from hansel and gretel... i know its the least i can say, but anyway she had a knife in here hand, after this my vision was clear and i was realy heart broken, i mean it just had to happen like this, so fast and sad :( but anyway i had nothing to do but think of a plan, as she was stood there staring at me with a knife, i saw some scissor on the floor- I had no choice but to stab her, so i stabbed her in the leg and headed for the front door but it was locked. she pulled the knife out of her leg and i legged it to the back garden, i ran as i said , DO YOU SEE THESE MOVES to here and she got high, i know this sentect dosnt make sences but ur understand, so anyway she was running for me and i then managed to get to the garden and climb over the fence.

luckily i had my car keys in my pocket so i ran to my car bye runing around to the front from the back and i opened the car as fast as i could and droven of heading south from my house, i then saw a police station , there was no option but to tell the please  :(  i had a picture in my pocket if my wife of when we were on holiday in africa, (Good Times), I then ran into the police station and i reported this all to the police, they asked if i could show them anything that could make them find his wife in an easyway, I know he could just take them to the house but its not that easy u know) so i showed them the picture of me and my wife and the policeman said " OH NO!, I mean this is one of the most wanted ladys in this town" Then i said " WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHES MY WONDEERFUL WIFE... Wh.Who turned out to be an EVIL BITCH!:( ", The cop then said " Im sorry how this is hard to understand but on her record it says she has k... WAT THE F..... i then said " what is it, what is it, officer, TELL ME!" then he said, Im so sorry u have to here this but she has killed mllions of people :("       To be coninued .........

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