My super secret Diary

21-07-2013

Dear Diary,

Yesterday, I found an old friend of mine, Felicia. She looks a little like Slender (but more like me) and we kind of grew up toghether. I mean, one moment I was, an the next she was with me. After all these years of searching, I'm glad I finally found her, because she's just the same like Slender: hiding in the woods to make sure no one would see her. They still both live in the middle ages. And I told them that. I tried to get them along in the 20th century, but Felicia was all like: We can't do that! it's too dangerous. The humans will kill us, just like they did with the rest of the 'animals'. And Slendy just stood there like: Yeah, she's right, you should listen to her, otherwise you'll get in trouble again (yes, I read that from his body-language, I'm very good at that). So stupid. I never get in trouble with humans! Exept for that one time where I sucked the soul of a young girl in front of her father (I couldn't resist, she smelled sooooooo gooood) and he tried to kill me.

And the incident with the apples. Or the fish. I'll never forget the fish-thing. And she still blames me for the Slenderman game, even though that wasn't my fault! Slender is on way to many pictures... Ok, fine, maybe I've had some incidents with humans and their stupid cultures, but it doesn't mean we have to stay in 1400. Felicia used to be all into modern things. When the wheel was invented she convinced us it was usefull, but now she didn't even want to see progress. She'd rather stay in the woods with Slendy.

I still like her though. She's my best friend. And I'm happy I no longer have to spend my nights all alone. Of corse the hunting is a lot different with her in the team. She won't let me use my ten-pack. She wants to hunt the oldfashion way. I'm ok with it, as long as she doesn't interfear in my social networks...

Alright, gotta go hunting now (again). And then I'm going to the gym. Have to stay in shape for all the running ;)