The Biggest Riddle (Ridllerxreader) REQUEST

The biggest Riddle chapter one

Your p.o.v.
Great! Wonderfull! Just what you needed! Another dude in tights that's messing up your plans! God.. why can't those heroes just let an inocent robber be! Like mister wayne would miss a few thausend dollars. You're positive he can miss it. The guy is a billardair for fuck sake! Well luckly it's just robin. Eventhough the kid has got brains and knows how to fight, he's still young and messes up far too often. Oops! You were almost hit by his bat(bird?)arrangs. Got to keep your head in the fight, (y/n)!
The kid runs up to you and tries to hit you, but before he can reach you, you've pulled out a smoke bom and he's blinded for the time being
You grab your money and manage to escape the building. Heck! You think you're getting the hang of this! Well escape the building...check. now for step 2: find a getaway. You look around and quickly spot a red ferarri. To hell with it! Why not! You break in and quickly manage to steal it. On the moment that you thing you got away you step out and leave the car. You're now in the narrows. After running for ten minutes you arrive at you apartment. That's when paranoïa kicks in: where is the batman? No way in hell that you were able to escape that easy. He would never let a criminal off the hook.. especially when it was about his fortune.. yeah.. you may be a lay-down unkown criminal and not some super villan, yet you know batman's sceret identity. Not that you would tell anyone.. ow no. That would only cause you to get killed and no thank you. You value your crazy messed up life.
You check your data base (yes you've got some pretty fancy stuff) and see why you were able to escape that easy. The stupid clown prince of crime ,a.k.a. joker, was messing up things and got him self locked up by batman.
Satisfide with your robbery you enter your home. You place the money in your safe and lock it. Your stomach aches for food after some action so you walk into the kitchen. As you're preparing some food you hear your roommates call you. '(N/n)?.. are you making food? If so can i have some?' A highpitched broocklyn accent asks, wel practically screams at you. 'Yeah! (H/c) could you get me some fish?' A smoother voice asks. 'Just some water for me please' a deep low voice asks. You only shake your head. 'Fine' you reply 'but only this once! i'm not your maid' you fake yelled at them in a playful voice. You only hear a giggle as respond. You grab a bag of chips, a plate with some tuna and a can full of water with some glasses. You put it all on a tray and walk into the living room. Your roommates are sitting on the couch. Selina is petting some cat, ivy is admiring one of her plants and harley is jumping up and down on while staring nervesly at the t.v... yeah your roommates are the well kown allaround feared gotham sirens. The caburgler (quite litterly) known as Catwoman, the plant loving poison Ivy and the crazy Harley Quin. You met them at your first robbery and you guys have been friends ever since.. especially since you were cell buddy's or 6 months until you all escaped arkham. You put the tray on the table for the t.v. as you make an elegant bow. 'Your dinner my ladies' you say with a sarcastic yet playful voice. All of their faces light up. 'Yppie!'harley screams and jumps up from the couch to (basically) hug you to death. 'thank you (y/n)' Ivy and Selina reply at the exact same time, which causes all of you to giggle. 'But (y/)' selina starts 'where were you this evening? were you lost little stray? or were you out with a boy?' she ask in a teasing manner. 'Yess (y/n) where were you indeed?' asks Ivy, while obviously siding with selina to make it akward for you. Just as you were about to reply with a witty come back harley joins in: 'OMG selina! RED! Our little kitten has a BOYFRIEND!!!' and is directly followed by a hystirical laughter and happy dancing. Ivy and selina nearly raises their eyebrows as if questioning me if you really have one. You shake your head: 'Harl calm down! i do NOT have a boyfriend. i was just out getting some money' they all seem sceptical. 'really!' they all nodd.

after a few minutes of just chatting harley suddenly lets out a deep sigh. 'harl what's wrong?' you ask. 'Everything kitten! mister J got stuck in jail again and i really want to save him but red and selina won't let me go!' you mentally face palm at this. Harley always let herself get pushed arround by that asshole and you have no idea why she still loves him.. He even tortured her! The bastard! well you were going to let your opinoin be heard: 'Harl i have no idea why you still care about that bastard! He doesn't deserve you! listin to Ivy and selina. Besides don't you have something with deathshot?' you say. 'Yeah he's loco and all and i really really like him, but i just love my pudding more' she says with a voice that makes clear that her thoughts are somewhere else. You facepalm at this. As you turn to look at ivy and selina for support you see them looking firmly at you. Why are they looking at you like that? did you do something wrong? Selina opens her mouth and explains: 'Like YOU have any right to say something about that' she says with a smirk. Now you're confused. 'why wouldn't i?' this causes Ivy to laugh 'Honey you are almost just as in love as harley. Now don't look at me with those confused eyes. You know damn well who we're talking about'this causes you to blush. that when harley decides to join in. 'Ooohhh who is it?!' 'isn't it obvious' selina and ivy say 'the riddles, the green and purple.. she got a mayor crush on the riddler' that's when they start screaming like some fangirls and start planning and plotting to get you two togheter. And that's you que to leave. As you walk down the hall toward your room you hear the craziest ideas: kidnapping, love potion, hipnotizing. That when you shake your head: How did you ended up in this mess?