Muffin Head

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Once there was a muffin. That muffin was sad because he didn't have nuts in him and all of his friends have nuts. So he tried to show his friends up in any way possible (my life). He tried making fun of them by telling them that they were so overweight because they had nuts and they didn't. He tried to find random nuts and stick them in himself so it looked like he had more nuts than every single one of his friends, but all those nut fell out. So he tried to make their nuts fall out but they didn't. Nothing worked because he was a loser, but he thought if you believe in your self you can do anything. But he was wrong and that's why he is a loser. Then he thought "who needs friends, I can do this myself ". But we all know he couldn't. But he tried because if you believe in your self you can do anything. Wrong. That loser, nut less, muffin head wandered into a city full of humans thinking that he could become a superstar, but he got eaten.

-The End

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