One Kyle thought that his life was nothing. He wanted to be something other than some guy who works at Walmart. He thought about what he could be. He got it! He was going to be some guy who works at Target. But he didn't want to be some quitter. So he decided to take the night shift so he could trash the store. Wait. He decided that it would be better if people saw him trash the store. So decided not to take the night shift, and he could be rude to customers also. So the next morning Kyle got up out of bed and didn't brush his teeth, get dressed, and he didn't even have his shoes or shirt on. He said he was ready to go to work. He walked to Walmart even though it was 8 1/2 miles from where he lived, but he did get there late.
He was there. He walked into the store, his feet aching from walking so far without his shoes. When he got into Walmart his boss started to yell at him and he said he would get fired if he ever did that again and bla bla bla. Kyle was all like yeah fire me you idiot, so he did. Then he went back home, got dressed and showered and drove to target. When he got there he had an interview planned so he did the interview and they said no. He begged them but they still said no. He couldn't go back to Walmart, he never get his job back.
So he was a sad lonely hobo for the rest of his life.
