A Nervous Wreck's Guide on How To Solve Your Life's Problems

That Teenaged Melodrama

Everything was set for the Noobs to head to Mars to get Mavis, but what they weren't expecting was for Kevin to bring his girlfriend.
"Um, what is she doing here??" Shope seemed taken aback that Kevin would dare to bring Scarlet. "She's the sister of Mavis's kidnapper!!! She could sabotage--"
"I assure you, ship--"
"It's  Shope!!"
"Sorry, Shope, I am not here to sabotage you. My brother, Bürunarkus, is stupid as fuck." She said "I told him 'hey man, dad's never gonna be interested in Earth, it's not worth the time' but he insisted. And I told him it'd be pointless to kidnap Mavis, but he still did it." Scarlet groaned a little bit, whilst talking now about her brother. She seemed to be very annoyed with his actions and choices.
"But why Mavis?"
"Well, I believe his reasoning is he thought she was the strongest of the six of you, and that without her presence, your team would crumble and he could take over the Earth."
"Well, she is strong..." Tyler lamented. He wanted to just go already, as his anxiety grew with every second they weren't traveling. "C-can we just get going?!"
They all got in the Galacticus and Mem and Zen took them to Mars.
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Tyler stood in front of the mirror of the bathroom of the Galacticus, nervous.
"Mavis...I...love you..." He said dramatically, a tone worthy of a soap opera, adding a forehead touch with the back of his hand. "No...that's too dramatic" he tried again, a slightly less dramatic tone of voice, but still had an air of desperation to it. He sighed.
There was banging on the door.
"COME ON MAN I HAVE TO USE IT!!" Kevin kept banging on the door.
Tyler sighed, and let his friend in. He left the bathroom and sat down next to Shope and Yolanda, who were in the middle of a heated make out session. Tyler just rolled his eyes, secretly jealous he didn't have someone to make out with. He hoped, maybe, just maybe, he could finally tell Mavis how he felt, when the whole Mars situation was sorted out. And that maybe she wouldn't hate him anymore. He could only hope.
He lowered his head, his blue bangs brushing the visor he was wearing. He tried to zone out to make the trip go faster. He hoped maybe it would ease his anxiety.  He took deep breaths.
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"Mavis Ariel Zero of Earth. You have been charged with assault of a member of the royal family. Your sentence is battle in an arena against said victim of assault." The judge of the court of Mars said.
"But...wouldn't I just be able to beat him up again?" Mavis said, a tone of confusion to her voice.
"You will be stripped of all weapons--including your battle ball."
"FUCK!" Mavis panicked and cursed.
Everyone in the room blinked. The word must've not had the same impact on Mars that it had back on Earth.  Mavis, however, was in a deep state of fear and panic. She knew how easily Bruno had overpowered her, and knew she would certainly perish without her battle ball.
But before she could protest, or even demand a retrial, she and Bruno were rushed off to the arena. Her battle ball was confiscated, and she could feel the anxiety grow and begin to consume her, as the referee kept it locked away.
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The Galacticus landed on Mars, and Tyler immediately used his telepathy to find Mavis. And what he sensed set yet another deep worry. "I feel her...and she's scared...."
"She's in the arena that's about....8 miles from here." Yolanda added.
"We have to get to her..." Tyler could feel Mavis's panic make his blood feel cold--or maybe that was just the Martian climate--but he needed to get to her. He teleported.
"He just left us here, to walk." Kevin growled.
"Kevin, bae, have you ever riden a glarmiandyr?" Scarlet asked, placing a hand on his shoulder, an eyebrow slightly raised.
"I don't even know what that is..." Kevin looked at her with a weird look.
Scarlet smirked, and pulled out her own battle ball--and surprise, surprise, it was red. Kevin's eyes widened.
"You're red like me!" His jaw was dropped.
She pressed her own ball into her chest, and transformed into a green feline like animal--larger than an elephant in size. "Hop on, there's plenty of room." She said, with a smirk.
They all got on, and she ran off.........................................................................
Tyler teleported to the arena. He had to find her, and hold her, and protect her from the danger. He was frantically searching. He teleported, then bumped right into a referee, who was holding a pink battle ball. His blood went frozen cold. That was her battle ball. He panicked, he wasn't sure how much of this fear was his, and how much was hers that he sensed--all he could tell was it was clouding his mind. And now...the fight or flight response--he punched the referee, taking the ball, and holding it tight, as if it were his child. He ran to find Mavis.
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Mavis was in the center of the arena with Bruno. Another referee signaled to start to fighting and Mavis panicked and ran around, and Bruno tried to thrash at her with his laser sword. Mavis, thank god, could still do her ballet without the help of a battle ball, so it helped her dodge a little bit easier. Of course without the strengthened agility, she wasn't able to flex as far as she could with the ball. She wished she could just blow fire at him.
"You're weak! Why do you even continue!?"
And then Tyler teleported in, and wrapped his arm around Mavis, and doing a very complicated ballet move with her, ending with the fish dive--the same one from that night of practice that he'd teleported in on. "Tyler what are you doing here???"
He gently set her down, and then pressed her battle ball to her chest, causing her to suit up.
"Mavis...this probably isn't the best time but I--" he choked.
And not nervously. Literally. Bruno had his hand out and he was making a squeezing motion. "I know what you two are! I can see what's in your mind!"
"Yeah well so can Tyler, but he doesn't say it creepily!" She kicked fire at Bruno, which disarmed him just long enough for Tyler to be able to breathe, and hide behind her.
"Mavis..." Tyler decided to beam it into her mind with his telepathy. "...I love you"
Mavis's heart skipped a beat. A rush of wind blew throughout the room--and Mavis gained control of it within a moment.
"Tyler..." She said, looking over to him, and he looked back to her.
She pulled the collar of his battle suit to bring him to her level, and mashed her lips on his. Tyler gave a soft moan, and then Mavis pulled back. Tyler was blushing, and so was Mavis, but she was ready to fight.
"I've seen what you truly are! You're weak and pathetic!" Bruno yelled at Mavis
"No. You. Haven't." She smirked
Bruno looked at her with a look of confusion.
"This is Mavis,
With my battle ball,
And I'm never going down at the hands of the likes of you,
Because I'm so much better,
And every part of me is saying 'go get 'em',
What makes you think I'm gonna follow your rules?
Come at me without any of your fancy tools!" Mavis ran at Bruno, twirling, and kicking his laser sword right out of his hands, and tossing it to Tyler, who broke it.
"Let's go, just me and you,
Just one on two" Mavis gestured to how Tyler was assisting her.
"Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able,
Can't you see my powers are finally stable,
Just try to get on my whole new level,
But I thinking that you're just mad you're yours is stolen"
She pointed at the orange battle ball on Bruno's chest, as he glared.
"You aren't gonna stop me from going against you,
I will fight this fight forever,
If you try break me I'll just come back newer,
And I'll have twice the skill that you will,
I have powers o-o-o-of,
Lo-o-o-ove,
Lo-o-o-ove,"
Meanwhile, the noobs just got to the arena. Kevin attempted to scare the guards off by turning into a hyena, which didn't work, so Scarlet turned into a giant yeti like beast that had giant fangs and claws. The guards were scared shitless.
Shope started hacking into security, whilst Roach used giant fists to fight the back up security, and Yolanda used her mind controlling ability to make the guards turn on each other.
Back with Mavis...
"This is who I am,
I'm the eternal flame,
And if you think you can stop me,
Then you need to think again,"
Mavis came at Bruno with full force of her fire, Bruno just narrowly dodging. He knew he was going to lose.
"Because I am the ocean, winds, and hurricanes,
And I won't let you hurt my planet,
And I won't let you hurt my friends,
Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able,
Can't you see my powers are finally stable,
You think I'm not something to be afraid of,
Cause you think that you've seen what I'm made of,
Well I am even more than you think I am,
Everything I care about is what I am,
I am inferno, I am the tide, I am a force of nature,
I have powers o-o-o-of,
Lo-o-o-ove,
Lo-o-o-ove,
And it's stronger than you,"
Mavis used all of her elements at once, blasting them towards Bruno who's eyes widened in fear, as he ran, but got knocked down.
"Lo-o-o-ove,
Lo-o-o-ove,
Lo-o-o-ove,
And it's stronger than you,
Lo-o-o-ove,
Lo-o-o-ove,
Lo-o-o-ove,
And it's stronger than you,
Lo-o-o-ove,
Lo-o-o-ove,
Lo-o-o-ove" Mavis gave Bruno a final kick, before grabbing Tyler and running.
The noobs resubmitted, and quickly got in the Galacticus, setting course back to earth as quickly as possible, before Mars could retaliate.
There was likely Hell to pay, but hey had to worry about getting home before worrying about that.