What Would Really Happen If You Met One Direction! (A parody)

   I stood by the side of the street with hundreds, no thousands, of other girls with the same goal as mine: marry One Direction. I know what you're thinking, "She's crazy! He's mine!" But you're wrong. I know that the second I make eye contact with them it will be set in stone. 

   I already have it all planned out. I will marry Harry here in England. Our wedding will be bigger than the royal one.

   I will marry Niall in my hometown, since he is my favorite and I want all of my family to be there.

   I will marry Louis in Hawaii, because it is beautiful just like his face.

   I will marry Zayn in New York because his bad boy looks match the bad boy town.

   And finally I will marry Liam in Vegas, because who doesn't want to have their 5th wedding in Vegas?

   We will then all settle down in Utah to live a happily polygamist life until we all die.

   Here they come! They saunter out of the building, annoyance crossing their faces as they see all the girls waiting for them. I know exactly how they feel, I don't want all these people here either as I meet my soul mates!

   They slowly made their way toward me, signing autographs for all those pathetic fan girls who don't have a chance with them.

   They got closer and closer and I prepared for the moment our eyes met. "This is it." I prepared myself, "This is the moment I'll tell my sons (Harry Jr. Niall Jr. Louis Jr. Zayn Jr. and Liam Jr.) that their fathers fell in love with me."

   "I LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION!!!" I screamed as they neared me.

   "We love you too!" Liam yelled to the crowd. Yes! He does love me!

   Harry, Niall, Louis, Zayn, and Liam scribbled their autographs on my poster saying "Marry Me!" as they passed by. I nearly fainted, but instead screamed some more.

   They started to move on, and my heart started to break. No! Don't leave me! WE'RE SOUL MATES!!!!!

   "I love you, Harry!" Another girl screamed as he passed her. That slut, who does she think she is talking to my man?!

   "I love you too, random fan!" Harry replied, kissing her on the cheek. She screamed, then fainted, her dad catching her from behind. Ha, that's what she gets for kissing him!

   My heart broke, shattered, my dreams turned to dust. What would I do now? They betrayed me!

   I turned to run away and ran into a chest of a very attractive guy. "Hi..." I gasped, surprised at how built his 1D tee-shirt covered chest was.

   "Hey." He smiled down at me. Maybe this was my soul mate, the real reason fate had led me here.

   "Marry Me." I whispered, closing my eyes as waited for him to kiss me.

   "Marry you? No thanks, I'm gay." He shrugged.

   "Gay?!"

   "I'm a guy who loves One Direction, of course I'm gay!" He laughed as he dropped me to chase after the cheating scumbags that are my ex-fiances.

   My heart shattered for the second time today. So I got up, cried a little, and flew back to America to resume my Fan Fiction of my weddings to the guys. But instead of a romance, I changed it to horror, and made my character murder each of those scumbags with an axe.