Homestuck One Shots!~

Eridan x Red blood troll!Reader: Whatever You Say

[[Okay, so this is my first smutty thing, so be forewarned, it's both terrible and may or may not contain some Kismesis rape. So, just, enjoy, if you even consider reading this. Oh, and there's a LOT OF DIALOGUE, I am so fuckin' sorry--]]

You were just like any troll around Eridan; mostly annoyed and disgusted, mainly at his acts of stupidity and trying to have a Matesprit or Kismesis, but seeming to feel a small glimmer of pity. Today though.. He acted way different. As you rarely saw him, he seemed to be sulking by walls or corners, wherever he could find them. Being the considerate troll you were, you took your chance when seeing him another time, then confronting whatever mood he was in completely.

"Wwhat do you wwant." Eridan whipped around to face you, his face stern, yet babyish.

"I want to know why you're acting so weird today, that's what" You snapped back almost immediately.

He rolled his glistening orange eyes, simultaneously twitching the fins on his head.

"Wwhy do you wwant to knoww. You're just like evvery other damned troll around here, thinkin' I'm just some pail wwhore." Eridan whined with a stubborn tone.

"Well, you do act like it a lot around us, it's only normal to assume such things." You tried to explain, calmly.

"Y/n, y/n.. I only act like that to get a fuckin' laugh out of someone, not havve them run for the fuckin' hills." He whined again, showing a more dominant tone. ((Hue-))

"Then say it is a jo--"

He interrupted, "I can't noww, they'll think I'm lyin'.. wwait, wwhy am I telling you this crap, see wwhat you made me do."

You rolled your eyes sternly, "Because I'm trying to help, first of all, and second, I won't think you're lying, now that you told me all this 'crap'."

The young, male troll smiled, the first time you've seen him do that in a while. From his smile, he started chuckling, before going into full blown laughter. You giggled back. But without warning, Eridan stopped, and grabbed your wrist. A shock surged through your body, wanting to have the highblood let go. Your hand grabbed onto his, trying to unpry his hand from you. This only resulted in his digging his claws into your flesh, drawing your red blood.

"Idiot... I cannot believe you fell for that. Oh, wwell, wwell, wwell, wwhat do wwe havve here.." He let go, before looking at the red liquid flow down his gray skin, "I didn't knoww such a lowwblood wwas wwalking around like this. Let me make you a deal, I don't KILL you, and fill a bucket wwith me." ((Jesus fuck what am I doing))

"W-what!? Why the hell are you doing this, I thought I could fUCKING TRUST YOU!" You twinged in pain, trying to stop the bleeding on your wrist.

"Oh come on, I couldn't pass up the chance, could I? Hmm, wwhat about this, I'll suck your bulge first, and I wwon't bite.. too hard." Eridan snickered, a smirk plastered on his face.

'Are you seriously kidding me. This guy, somehow used his fucking thinkpan, just so he could do THIS!? THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE, I CAN'T JUST--

"Wwhat wwill it be, Y/n?~" The violet blood grabbed your other, unhurt hand, and pulled you toward him, making it so your faces could be inches away from each other.