Doesn't everyone have one? No? Just me? Okay. Lemme tell you a feeble dearies.
There once was a girl from a mystical land called Potatoia. She began to court a lovely prince. Now, she was a commoner and not intelligent in the way of courting. They were very happy together, but tuere was one predicament. The prince's ex partner was an evil Duchess, who was very jealous of the prince and the commoner. She tried to command the common maid in how to instruct the prince. Yell witches curses at him when he does this she would declare, don't let him act like such a man infant, he must be minded of a head general!
But you see there was a twist or two, the evil princess was actually the commoners friend, amd thought that since she had dated the prince off and on for a couple years, she knew what was best. The second spiral was that thine royal majesty had left the duchess for the commoner amd the duchess knew that. So it was rumored she was telling the maiden what to do so that it'd lead to a split I the courtship. But to this day, she has failed.
The end.
Disclaimer he's not prince quite frankly he's as much a commoner as his maiden aka yours truly.
