Headless And Kill Minecraft Skit
Fade in (Austin's Yellow penis house)
Austin gets out of bed
"Today is the day. Today is the day I finally ask out Julia"
Austin goes and takes a shower (Minecraft Cauldron)
"Well... I think I'm finally ready"
Austin leaves his house.
(Transition to Julia's house) (Normal wood house )
Austin hits the doorbell as he is holding a rose (Insert Doorbell noise)
Julia opens
"Hello" She says
"H-H-Hi Julia..." (Austin says as they both sit there for about 5 seconds uncomfortably)
"Is there something you wanted to tell me?" Julia says annoyed.
"Uh...Oh, Yes actually. I was just wondering if maybe you would like to go and Um... I don't know... Maybe go Headless and Kill? We can hop in my new magnum mobile (Cut to Austin's minecart on the track behind him)" Austin asks nervously
"You're joking right?" Julia asks Holding back laughter.
A few moments pass without any words...
"OHHH... YOU WERE SERIOUS!?" Julia says Dumbfounded
"Umm... Yes..." Austin says very cringe like.
"What you think I was trying to prank you or something?" Austin asks trying to break the tension
"NOOO... I just..."
"WHAT?" Austin asks
"Well I just thought you were gay..." Julia says confused
"WUH-WUH—WHATT?! WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT?" Austin asks furiously
"Well I mean Your house is in the shape of a penis..."
"SO WHAT? I'M A CREATIVE GUY!" Austin says
"Yeah, well also the fact that you try and name everything in this world "Cum" Julia Says (Fade over to all the signs such as Da cum forest, Cum arena, etc)
"HEY YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT, THAT WAS ME!"
"I'm sorry Austin. But I have to decline" Julia tells Austin
"Whatever... You girls are all the same" (Austin says as he jumps into his magnum mobile and drives away) (You can also hear slight mumbling from him like "Girls neva wanna headless and kill... like what's wrong with them?")
Fade to Austin driving down the road to the movies.
(Mad world plays in the background)
Austin gives his ticket to the employee's.
(Edit a horror trailer onto the minecraft screen)
Austin looks over his shoulder and see's someone.
(Either a player or just spawn a zombie or something, and be in creative mode where they won't kill you)
(Edit in a smiling troll face on Austin's character foreshadowing that he will headless and kill with this person)
Fin
