story i wrote while hyper (made in class)

please note i was EXTREMELY hyper when i wrote this sooo yeah IT MAKES NO SENSE :3

 and imma put a link to an awesome song ----------------> somewhere there dont like it get stuffed

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i was walking alone ignoring the screams of the citizens and the police. i was walking towards a murderer. why you ask? that motherfucker had MY machete and MY hockey mask. i crept silently towards him knowing that he would turn around in any second i reached towards my pocket to check if i had my new weapon "yep still there" i said under my breath but it seemed that it wasn't quiet enough because

a little less than five seconds after i said it he turned towards me "oh shit im going to die" i thought to myself "wait a sec i have an idea" a different part of my mind said

i turned toward the man just as he lifted his.. no wait MY machete and screamed "STOP" he paused and i smiled before continuing and reaching for my weapon which was now hanging on my belt loop "its motherfucking hammer time" as soon as the police saw the hole in his skull and identified the man they thanked me i just took the machete back and said "its what you get for taking my things"