YOU ARE PARANOID
You think everyone is out to get you, and that's because they are. Right now, the government has the results of this quiz, so you're screwed. Now go put on your aluminum helmet and send a message to the FBI with your microwave.
That was the result. FYI I don't need an aluminum hat Ill just scratch them with my unusually sharp nails. Also Im not crazy I just have long winded one sided conversations with my pets and scratch myself when Im bored, lonely, sad, mad......