Chapter Two: Pissing People Off Is Totally My Job!

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Chapter Two

When sitting in your room texting random people and messaging other random people whilst on the phone to the most randomise person in the whole universe, oh and let’s not forget about the beer  your drinking, you kind of want to be left alone, right? So when you have an older brother in the room next to yours, who is shagging some chick that has been stalking him for about three months, two weeks, five days, seven hours and let’s say thirty odd seconds, you feel the urge to punch him to shreds for making such a racket. However that seems to be kind of impossible because you’re not particularly feeling in the mood to see your brother’s dick.

You know what I mean? I knew it wasn’t just me!

So there I was yelling and screaming in the hallway, throwing the biggest tantrum ever, hitting and kicking his door until he would finally get the picture he was pissing me off. Though I knew I was making a fool of myself I really couldn’t care less. This was my house and I had to live here, it’s not like I have a friend with open arms ready to take me in.

Well actually I do! So getting up I kicked the door for the final time, knocking the hinges off.  Once realising what I had done, I ran down the stairs, knowing that I had a few seconds advantage as my brother would not walk out of his room naked, then pulled my jacket off the banister, grabbed my keys and pulled the handle of the front door, letting it swing open before I stepped outside. As I turned around to pull the door to a shut, my brother was at the top of the stairs, evil eyes on me and you could almost see that steam launching out of his ears and nose. What could I do but laugh? That was until he started his way down the stairs. My face was no longer amused and I quickly grabbed for the handle before he could so then I could shut the door. I may have been closer but I sure wasn’t quick enough.

So there was me and my brother, me trying to pull the door shut. Him trying to pull it open.

“By the way, isn’t that chick the one with the wart on her arse?”  I said to piss him off a little more and get him tugging the door harder. I knew he would end up opening it anyway because he was stronger, so I realised my grip as I knew there was no chance of me succeeding. Funnily enough, he carried on pulling which made him fall on top of the chick which had finally made her way down the stairs.

“Oh get a room!” I yelled whilst jogging down the pavement. All our neighbours that were outside down our street turned and looked at me. I pointed at the open door then ducked in my old beetle before my brother could get to me. Now laughing again, I moved the loose strand bit of brown hair away from my face before starting up the old car and reversing out of the drive way. My brother was standing where my car was seconds ago, his face all read and filled with anger. I stuck my middle finger up out the open window whilst putting my foot down on the accelerator and driving away. Oh, and that was only a small dose of what I got up to in the day!

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A/N

Sorry it’s so short. I thought this would be a good place to end it. Also a little bit is better than nothing…right? Anyway, I am dedicating this to hira724. Cause you no, people are awesome and she’s one of those people!!

So thanks for reading and I should update soon

LoveMakesMeSmile :) (It’s true…Love does make me smile!)

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