Linkin Park One$hots

Chester Gets His Period pt.2

"Miiiiiiike," Chester whined again as he rolled on top of Mike. Mike cringed as Chester groaned loudly again, but too close to his ear. "Mike I'm so bored."

"I know," Mike yawned as he wrapped an arm securely around Chester's waist, pulling him into his chest as he tried to fall back asleep. Chester smiled and buried his face in Mike's shirt, rubbing his cheek against the soft material.

"I can't go back to sleep," Chester said quietly in Mike's chest. His words were muffled, but Mike could still understand him. "What time is it," Mike asked, eyes still closed. "Like three in the morning."

"Hm." Mike sighed and kept his eyes closed, hoping Chester would fall back asleep. "We can have a bit of fun," he heard Chester whisper. Mike shook his head, lazily. "Hon it's three a.m."

Chester huffed and put his face back on Mike's chest. "Okay fine. I just started my period anyways."

Mike's eyes snapped open and his whole body was suddenly alert. "W-what?"

"Mike you know I started last month."

"But...You're..." Mike groaned and slung an arm over his face. "Not this again..."

Chester propped himself up on his elbows, looking at Mike. "Oh come on Mike this is normal."

"Not if you're a guy!"

Chester scowled, "What do you mean?"

"Don't sing that song right now."

"Oooooooh, when you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no."

Chester giggled as Mike groaned again. "I'm probably just gonna go take a shower."

"Okay I'll be here," Chester said as Mike sat up and made his way towards the bathroom. The door shut and Chester giggled, other chuckled and giggles echoing.

"This is gonna be great," Joe said as he scooted out from under the bed.

"I still don't know what's going on," Rob muttered as he and Brad emerged from the closet. Dave followed them out. "We're pranking Mike."

"How?" Rob asked. Chester giggled again as he sat up in bed. "We put red food dye in his boxers before he put them on yesterday."

Rob sighed and put his face in his hand, looking very disappointed. "You guys are still going on with this period thing?"

"It's funny," Joe retorted, standing up and dusting himself off. "Just wait for it..."

A few moments later a surprised yell resonated from the bathroom. Dave snorted and Brad laughed out loud, Rob shook his head. "You all are assholes."

"No it's just a little fun. Guys obviously don't get periods," Chester chuckled, stretching and swinging his legs off the edge of the bed. "Who wants waffles?"