*** recap ***
I wake up to the smell of bacon "yummy". I know what your thinking I'm a vampire I'm suppose to like blood not bacon but I love food. I go to investigate. When I get to the kitchen theres a men shorter than Chris just as blond with the tips pink. Just then he turns and sees me!
"So your the one who has Chris pussy wiped you are much hotter than I imagined which make wonder why the fuck are you with h..."
"Yea I don't give a fuck now who are you?"
*** present time ***
My vamp Stormy is on her guard "calm down, he may be an asshole but not a threat" I mind link it to her.
"he..." I cut the link before she finish her sentence.
"well what the fuck answer me!" I demand sounding half ass bitchy.
"you don't have to be so mean about it! but I guess I didn't use my manners" he sighs " I'm Chris's best friend Warren and I am for sure he didn't tell yo..." he was interrupted by a fart noise coming from my ass he gives me a weird look. I giggle
"just ignore that, what were you saying?" I gesture for him to go on.
" ok" he says and rubs the back of his neck uncomfortably "so Chris didn't te..." ( fart noise ) his eyes go wide and looks at the floor I giggled a LOT!!!
I am laughing so hard now that I cant speak, breath in breath out "one min" grabbing my phone from my back pocket he bust out laughing "what?"
"that was your phone wasn't it oh my god" he almost chocked he was laughing.
"yea why is that so funny?" he is so weird!!!
"I thought you farted!" he starts laughing again.
"whatever" I smile i have two texts one from joey, one Chris I'm checking joes first.
I need to talk to you bring your opinion!!! please - joe
what about - stormy
just meet me at the place!!! at 2:00 kk - joe
the place is a tree house that we built its really awesome and it even has furniture some night we sleep in there all together it so much fun!
Kk l'll be there - stormy
than I check Chris's text
hey babe we've decided that I'm coming home to night and there going to stay the week - C
Ok baby what time? - stormy
I didnt realize warren wasnt standing in front of me anymore. So time to find him but i dont want to get up "WARREN! where are you?"
"taking a SHIT!" he yelled out the door. YUCK! "eat before the foods cold" yea cause thats what I want to think about wile I eat!
Im just about to shove like eight pieces of bacon in my mouth when my phone farts again.
I'll be back at nine tonight - C
kk I'll be here - stormy
I finished eating than got dress to go to meet joey
(the out fit is at the beginning of this chapter)
