cliffo n calum

cliffo n calum luv

1 day a guy name calum wuz wolkin down da st. he stopp at da stop sine n startd kissing Michelle cliffo bc he kisses ppl @ stop sines.
"mmm" sed cliffo who wuz da best man n liked hittin red lites.
calum n cliffos kiss wuz 32 mins long. it felt rly hood 2 dem. ppl at da carz wood stare @ dem bc they woodnt stop. some of da carz hit poles n got injured. calum n cliffo dint care tho, they luv each other even tho they jus met. green day wuz on da radio wen they wer kissing so they jump in2 dat car n took over da driver. da driver flew out da windo landin on da rode. cliffo laffed. they soon drivd all da way 2 lueks hose cuz he wuz a bredstik. wen they got there luek wuz makin out w/ ash. lueks undies flew on calums hed. calum rippd his hair off n bcame bald.
"omg, ur hot hoe" sed cliffo wen he see calums shave hair.
"ik dat man" calum sed.
they both grined n joined luek n ash n started to make out. l8r, wen they were dun w/ da making out, cliffo pulled out a bagel n proposed 2 calum.
"marry me mah man"
"omg yes mah man" sed da calum az he cover his moth.
luek came over n brot a French baguette
"congratz hoes, let's eat dis dick"
den, luek ash cliffo n calum were eating da French baguette for dinner 2 celebr8 da engajemen.