IM CUPID MOTHERFUCKAAAHHHSS

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Sam: Guys, Please help me?

Stiles: HELP YOU GUYS HAVE TO HELP ME!!

Scott: Whats wrong?

Sam: Im locked in the boys locker room with stiles

Stiles: Hallppp itss heerr periodd aarrggg

Scott: What?! Why are you in the lockerroom? Oh dear!

Malia: OMG I LOVE DEER

Scott: MALIA SHUT UP IM HAVING A IMPORTANT CONVO

Derek: Do you guys ever shut up?

Stiles: Hi Derek! I saw you on the neighbours roof yesterday!

Derek: What? I was'nt on that roof?

Stiles: OKAY STAAHP! I WAS ON THE ROOF! I JUST WANTED TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE A BIRD LIKE DEREKK!!

Derek: I prefer 'Santa without raindeer'

Mailia: Im sooo hungry now...

Scott: GUYS STFU MY PLAN IS NOT GONNA WORK IF YOU GUYS KEEP TALKING.

Scott: i got so mutch stress!

Sam: You put us here?

Stiles: No sam, santa did! (Btw that was sarcasm)

Derek: Nope nothing to do with it...

Sam: HAHA Lol

Stiles: Omg she fell of the bench from laughter!

Scott: You can go, IF!

Stiles: If what?

Scott: If you guys pretend like you love eachother and kiss!

Sam: Nope, not doing that!

Scott: okay, have fun in there then bye!

Stiles: NO WAIT!!

10 min. Later

Scott: OMG THAT WAS SO CUTE! IM CUPID MOTHERFUCKAAAHHHSS

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Omg i had Cartman from South Park in my head the whole time i wrote that! I think Scott was him...

What did you guys think? I'm not sure if people like this book, but if you do please leave a comment so i know you like my book!

Ly guys! ❤❤



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