The afternoon of the weird silent day, farmer McKen (even though it was against his wishes to be on the highway with a donkey) sent Amelia Donks in his tractor to the Donkey school. Not many people knew of the Donkey school, so when the people on the street saw an old man driving a tractor with a donkey with a microphone at the back driving on the highway they were tempted to call 999. But then when they thought again, what would they say to the police? Some man kidnapped a donkey? A man is driving with a donkey at the back? The donkey is wailing to a microphone? Nope, the policeman would be like, "uhhh, sorry, we have an emergency... that... needs to be done now..." And then they go fart in the toilet.
Anyway, the DGCSE didn't turn out well. One, as the judge says, the song was more than horrible. Two, she didn't look very good. And three, she was way too loud. Every person who sang was video taped, but halfway through the song, the video taping manager stopped the camera and deleted the video. For the rest of the song, the taping people sat in their chairs while secretly burping from their pepperoni sandwich with a big glass of beer lunch and enjoying (NOT) the voice of Amelia. This is how it went:
Ohhhh, gimme a chance!
I can do this for you
JUST GIMME A FLOWER
MAYBE A LILY
MAYBE A MORRRRRRNING GLO-RY!
JUST ONE
OOOOO YEAHHHHH
If, for one time you could die, than DIIEEEE for me
Because I'm your SNAIL-LYYYYY
AND IF I
DON'T SMELL GOOOOD
THAN BUY ME PERF(breaks voice)
Amelia got top 20 out of 20 people.
