Manveer, The Great

Birth of a legend

       ONCE upon a time, there were two wonderful parents destined for greatness, which was embodied in the form of one great force. The Manveer. She was a gullible child. None the less, she was ALL Powerful. When she came out of her mother's womb declaring a pun to the world, "I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite...He said NaBrO".

     The astonishing part of this process was not in fact that she had spoken this pun at such a young age, but that she was not born a snivelling fetus, but a middle aged child! Woe to those who under-estimated this young thing in her ability.

     Upon the third day of her existence, she had already learned 4 and a half languages AND the art of contemporary dance (usually to Katy Perry of course). She was an international movie star at age 3 and received 3 grammies in the following years. Her skills are beyond that of a regular human being, some people believed she was more than human. But was she?

     And so the birth of a legend became the life of a legend.