Groupchat • JOSEPH MORGAN

THIRTY NINE - PRIVATE

Hybrid dick:
I can't stop listening to love songs. But instead of them making me happy, they make me sad Leah. I'm sorry I hurt you.

5 minutes later

Hybrid dick:
There's a song for this. Are you ready?

1 minute later

Hybrid dick:
I didn't look for you
I didn't ask for this
I didn't need you to pull me apart
I've been falling out of control
I think of you wherever I go
Oh, what did you do?
Oh, what did you do to me?

10 minutes later

Hybrid dick:
It turns Gabrielle Aplin has really good music.

1 minute later

Hybrid dick:
She's pretty :)

5 minutes later

Hybrid dick:
I don't know why I thought that would make you comeback.

3 hours later

Hybrid dick:
I went to buy some groceries and while I was in line, I googled you. I'll be honest, I hadn't done it before.
I found your old buzzfeed website. I read some articles and I laughed Leah, I laughed so much.

3 minutes later

Hybrid dick:
You're such a good writer, Leah.

2 hours later

Hybrid dick:
LEAH
LEAH
LEAH
THERE IS A FREAKING SCORPION IN THE RESTROOM

1 minute later

Hybrid dick:
DO I KILL IT
LEAH
LEAH
DO I KILL IT

1 minute later

Hybrid dick:
I just went to put shoes on. And I came back and the scorpion was gone.

3 minutes later

Hybrid dick:
I didn't kill it.
I'm such a chicken.

2 minutes later

Hybrid chicken:
Good night, Leah.
Sleep well darling. And well, don't walk barefoot to the restroom with the light off, alright? Alright.

10 minutes later

Hybrid chicken:
As he came into the door
It was the sound of a crescendo
He came into his restroom
He ran to his bedroom
He was almost struck down
By a smooth scorp-ion

1 minute later

Hybrid Jackson:
Josep are you okay?
Are you okay Joseph?

1 minute later

Hybrid Jackson:
Okay, I'm done now. I promise. I just laughed way too much at my own joke, Leah.

45 minutes later

Hybrid Jackson:
Shit.
I need to go pee again.
Leah what if I see the scorpion
LEAH WHAT IF IT KILLS ME

I'll get my black clothes ready.

Hybrid Jackson:
THAT IS NOT FUNNY
I DON'T WANT TO DIE
WAIT LEAH
DID YOU JUST REPLY
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Hybrid Jackson:
LEAH COME BACK PLEASE