Donald Trump X Trash Can

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It was a lovely morning, Donald taking care of his 'Small loan of a Million dollar' trees. Morning America tears running down the leaves. "Oh small trees, please, please tell me I can get in a nice relationship!"

Oh, BUT WAIT

Over there, walking down the street...

Was the most beautiful trash can Donald had ever laid his eyes on.

Mr. Trump already was making his was to the pretty trash can, not even caring about water his trees anymore. The man's hair weirdly moving in the wind, as if it was ready to just blow off into a sunset. "Why, what is such a pretty garbage can doing out here?" He growled, stopping right in front of the trash can. Smirking as it ran into him. "Mmm... Why don't I take you inside..? We can make fun of people in there~" he took the trash can and heaved it into his small house. It kinda run down and ugly as hell. He spent most of his money on his hair.

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Three days later, Donald was arrested for kidnapping.

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 06, 2016 ⏰

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